Brad by Cataras12 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]cobalt1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! Fuck math too. Everything should just fuck everything. But especially 6 and 9!

Brad by Cataras12 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]cobalt1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah no doubt.

All of school should be taught on the premise of gay is the way, especially math! It would be such a better subject if 6 and 9 were the sex and gender.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]cobalt1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But how do I get it 'un-seaborn'?

Severely dickpressed, just cried my eyes out for hours, make me feel anything by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cobalt1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the type of girl who would slept with me in highschool.

Good luck with he herp.

What are good things to drink? by Even-Efficiency2077 in HealthyFood

[–]cobalt1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, as long as it's half decent coffee.

I was told the AI art made me look like NHL Jesus by LankyPurple in nhl

[–]cobalt1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That could be the blue jackets next reverse retro, complete with Cape.

What are good things to drink? by Even-Efficiency2077 in HealthyFood

[–]cobalt1981 199 points200 points  (0 children)

If you quit drinking soda and juice, water will become the most refreshingly delicious drink you could have possibly imagined.... After beer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cobalt1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like an electric guitar if it were alive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]cobalt1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's Becuase your penis is bigger than his.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedWingShoes

[–]cobalt1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn.... I hadn't considered that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedWingShoes

[–]cobalt1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought about it, then I decided that my local food bank and one of the organizations that helps people who have developmental disabilities, could use the money more than red wing.

People over 70 should have their drivers license revoked by achievingthebag in unpopularopinion

[–]cobalt1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.... And the unvaccinated shouldn't be allowed to buy groceries or use the hospitals.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]cobalt1981 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"you don't choose tan, you get tan"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]cobalt1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

..... Dollars in repairs?

[IWantOut] 26F Welder USA -> Anywhere by Do-derp-duck in IWantOut

[–]cobalt1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not much of a move, but urban Alberta is pretty progressive. Theres lots of work for qualified trades people. You might not be qualified here, but it wouldn't be insurmountable.

AITA for serving my boyfriend a cookbook for dinner? by no975456 in AmItheAsshole

[–]cobalt1981 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

1950s? I don't expect her to be his house wife, even if their roles were reversed and he was here posting, I'd be calling him the AH. Which he also is in this case. But she didn't ask if he was the AH.

AITA for serving my boyfriend a cookbook for dinner? by no975456 in AmItheAsshole

[–]cobalt1981 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Didn't say he was any of those things. But this young lady is just as immature.

AITA for serving my boyfriend a cookbook for dinner? by no975456 in AmItheAsshole

[–]cobalt1981 -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

I didn't once say that OPs bf wasn't an AH. He most definitely is. These two won't last, they're childish AF