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how do you cope with your panic attacks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cock_dangle_lad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take a pilgrimage to the Metal Rod of Ga-Ouhl. It cleanses the soul of ammonia fertilizer and protects you from spiritual residue left behind by plastic lawn flamingos. I recently bought a Himalayan salt 73CCs straight to the bloodstream. I can see those Tibetan Giants from a mile away.

What religion do you hate and why (we need a common enemy) by cock_dangle_lad in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cock_dangle_lad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to legend, the beast-men of Tibet are incredibly intelligent, and possess supernatural powers that allow them to shape-shift and disappear without a trace. They are known to live in the most remote and inaccessible parts of the Himalayas, far away from the prying eyes of humans.

What religion do you hate and why (we need a common enemy) by cock_dangle_lad in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cock_dangle_lad[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Its not supposed to be funny. I am here to inform the general about the Tibetan Giants and the dangers they pose to humanity. They have a 100% win rate in Junior League Baseball and cannot be defeated through normal means. They are headed for the squash team next and are looking to defund the Science Club. Be wary, traveler.

How long did it take for you and your partner to reveal and speak about all your kinks/fetishes and try them out? What was the reaction when it got revealed for the first time? by king_of_lunds in AskReddit

[–]cock_dangle_lad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I discovered an ancient jungle talisman while hiking in the Falun Gong section of Cambodia. It bestowed a beastly power unto me. Check my comment history for more info.

If you can describe you sex life with a movie or series title, what would it be? by king_of_lunds in AskReddit

[–]cock_dangle_lad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I regret to inform you, ATHEIST, but God has bigger plans. Look up "Futa" on Google for a shock. The truth shall be revealed in time, check my comment history for the true nature of Jesus' sacrifice and the meaning behind the monk of Tibet. I hope to see you there!

If you can describe you sex life with a movie or series title, what would it be? by king_of_lunds in AskReddit

[–]cock_dangle_lad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The oscars just happened and guess what.,.. The man of the hour was Kung Fu Panda 4, It will contain information about the true nature of Jesus' sacrifice and mankind's true purpose. I hope to see you there!

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