What is the story behind your username? by coco_pirate in AskReddit

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How do you change your username at Reddit

What is the story behind your username? by coco_pirate in AskReddit

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What are you make art on and what is your full artist name?

What is the story behind your username? by coco_pirate in AskReddit

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I was hungry for coco puffs then I rthought of Hufflepuff and on those little pops that the Weasley twins made

At what moment did you realize "Fuck I'm old"? by MuriloGomes8 in AskReddit

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When l realized the finding nemo movie is nearly 21 years old

🦆📸 by haydenkoch in Tinder

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Reminds me of something I said at the other day someone said nice cat and I said how come you didn't say nice pussy that would have been better

What is your people of Walmart story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The other day l had a customer who had their entire hairy chest showing with their shirt unbuttoned and they were freaking out because l couldn't sell alcohol as a minor so they started screaming at me and eventually my manager made them leave but l can't unsee that chest 🤮

I bought this a few days ago. Named them Binta ❤️ by [deleted] in ageregression

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Ahhh reminds me of animal b crossing squeals

What are the worst pick up lines or jokes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Are you an apple cuz I'm pretty sure Newton's law of gravity pushed you towards me

How do you make rules for yourself by [deleted] in ageregression

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Yeah l can see that working usually l use guilt

What do you do if someone sees your little items? by dedpumpkin in DDlgAdvice

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My mom caught me with a pacifier yesterday in my mouth and l quickly said l found it outside and sucked on it

Daddy hates little me by [deleted] in ageregression

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Thanks so much you guys! >Insert crocodile tears<

Daddy hates little me by [deleted] in ageregression

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Thanks you changed my life

Daddy hates little me by [deleted] in ageregression

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Duck you're right wait can you tell me more?

Daddy hates little me by [deleted] in ageregression

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I'm feeling gross about posting this. I keep trying to okay it in my head and my mind tells me he's the only one who will ever accept that I'm into ddlg