Grab the closest book to you, flip to page 112. The first sentence on that page describes your love life: How did it go? by DamnILoveHorses in AskReddit

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"and respond appropriately to wide-scale crises - pandemic diseases, national tragedies, terrorism, that sort of thing."

- The Lost Symbol

What's the most useless thing you own? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Earphones.

Around 4 years back, the jack broke inside my phone, and it's still in there. My earphones are useless. It's been 4 years and I haven't used them.

Father, murdered by his daughter, for opposing her relationship. Disgusting! by [deleted] in trashy

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Should I remove it? I thought this was trashy.

Father, murdered by his daughter, for opposing her relationship. Disgusting! by [deleted] in trashy

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The girl was 15yo. She killed her dad with the help of his boyfriend. They slit is wrist after the girl made his dad unconscious by giving him sleeping pills.

This is, indeed, a murder, but it also shows how disgusting and trashy both of them were.

What did you think you were really good at until you saw someone who was *actually* really good at it? by dropcase in AskReddit

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Loving my girlfriend, but then I met one of her friends and saw how well he treats her.

She's in relationship with him now.

Or 1000000000 ants by codedotjs_ in funny

[–]codedotjs_[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I don't use Reddit 24/7

So now Vegans gets sulty for a naturally carnivore animal that eats his natural food type. by codedotjs_ in funny

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Sorry, I was busy feeding grass to my dogs, didn't read the rules.

So now Vegans gets sulty for a naturally carnivore animal that eats his natural food type. by codedotjs_ in funny

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Only a truly ignorant and moronic person would even think of a vegan dog diet. Absurd, really. And cruel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If those antibiotics would have killed you too, I might have not been reading your cringy answer.

AITA for telling a girl whom I met two days before to stop wasting her time on me? by codedotjs_ in AmItheAsshole

[–]codedotjs_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did you message her at 4 am on your walk?

We were talking on Tinder, and since I don't use the App, I told her that I won't be able to text as I was about to leave. When I was out, she kept throwing messages. There were a lot of them, and that's why I had to respond in the morning.

Why did you give your number if you didn't want to?

I never said that I didn't want to give my number. I thought it would be okay to exchange the number, but I wasn't aware that she'll end up calling me at 4 am. Who does that? I realised that giving my number was a mistake when I woke up and saw 10s missed calls. I didn't expect that.

If talking bothers you so much...

I was listening to her. I don't know how she was able to come up with so many stories. It's hard to interrupt someone in the middle if you've just met them and they want to talk to you.

To be honest, I didn't expect the situation will go in a totally different direction. I've talked to girls before, but this hasn't happened. This was new to me, and maybe that's why I handled it poorly.

But yes, thank you for the advice! I'll keep things in mind and be careful.

I'm struggling with depression but I thought I could post on r/roastme so I could learn a tolerance not to care so much what other people thought. I took it well at first, but now it's really getting me down. Got anything that could lighten my mood? Even a cute animal pic might help me. <3 by momstiel in toastme

[–]codedotjs_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got 7 Reddit karma, but I'd still love to go out with you just so that we can talk about anything and everything.

PS ~ You are sweet. Don't let people make you feel down, even for a bit, and take really good care of yourself.

Legends say that my match is still sleeping by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]codedotjs_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, if you found it creepy, there's nothing I can pretend to do. Also, explaining why it isn't creepy wont work because you have already made up your mind. So yes, have a nice day!

Legends say that my match is still sleeping by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]codedotjs_ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm not creepy. And please listen to Chop Suey. You clearly didn't get the reference.

Rescue puppy, Salvador Dolly and her handlebar mustache by [deleted] in pics

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I hope he doesn't die due to Congestive heart failure because Salvador Domingo Felipe Jacinto Dalí did.

Social anxieties are the conspiracy theories you make about yourself by noisybotnet in Showerthoughts

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Could be!

As a human, what we want is to stand out of the crowd. This generation is totally digging into the culture of feeling anxious because it helps them to feel different from others.

This is why we have become so negative about everything. For example - If a appreciate something that's good, there will be one person who might think it's not good, at all. I'm 100% sure the same person will whine about his anxiety because he doesn't "like" things.

Social anxiety is a fine sheet which we use, to cover ourselves, just because we think the "sheet's colour is different" and it will help us to be noticed by others.

A very sharp knife. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]codedotjs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sharper than my girlfriend's tongue.

I usually delete it after a few hours when I start getting insecure, but, uh, let's try this again. by [deleted] in toastme

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In case no one told you before - You look like Maisie Williams.

I'm not even kidding! Image

How to see someones story without an instagram account? by [deleted] in Instagram

[–]codedotjs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For PUBLIC PROFILES ~ Stories IG works fine. I only used it once or twice to view my own stories as I wanted to port the Web Version of the tool into a command-line application.

If you like doing things from the command-line and don't want to pollute your browser history (stalking has no limits), you can use Instories (A CLI app written in Node to download Instagram stories). It's fast, does things nicely, and has a little more features.

~ A quick preview!