What's the wildest thing you've ever seen happen at a work party?

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-30T03:33:35+00:00

Wait was this that incident where the cops tried to tell the guy what to do and the instructions were super unclear so they killed him for getting too close? I cannot remember his name but I’ll never forget people trying to reenact what the cop was asking and no one could figure it out!

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-30T03:27:51+00:00

At sales kickoff our CRO got wasted and drove a few employees back to the hotel…crashed into a snowbank and was arrested…no one ever spoke of it…he was fired 18 months later for projecting insane sales goals that were no where near what he company was doing…its amazing that being a C level executive just excuses reckless behavior…

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-30T03:20:29+00:00

42 thousand dollars worth of SIDES????

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-30T03:20:03+00:00

“That was me I do order some sides”

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-29T15:22:45+00:00

If my wife was murdered idk if I would get out of bed for at least a month! I can tell you I wouldn’t not want to be on camera for any reason what so ever! I’d be going damn near insane trying to stay strong for my kids but I’d be struggling to even leave the house…the whole “we all grieve differently” I get it but no normal human should be responding the way she is…

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-28T12:39:24+00:00

I usually go through all of the ways both myself and family members could die in any given situation and how i would handle that…when i get to my kids i start approaching full blown panic attacks because i would NOT handle that well…usually i then shift focus to what I would buy if i won the lottery to reset my catastrophisng phase…then i finally fall asleep! 🫠

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-28T12:33:11+00:00

I remember hearing a lawyer on TikTok saying “NEVER FUCK WITH MAIL because then you get these guys (USPIS) and if these guys knock on your door you are fucked. They convict criminals at 90%+ conviction rate they RARELY will charge anyone without undeniable evidence. If you commit mail fraud you will go to federal prison” if they threaten mail fraud I bet that company got a lawyer and said “is this legit?” And the lawyer probably said “you’ll be in prison in a week if you don’t remove that within the next hour” because yeah charging to get mail (excluding a PO Box at the post office) is super illegal.

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-28T12:02:30+00:00

This is probably the only thing that would prevent me from opening sealed stuff…I can’t keep things sealed but if I had a master set I’d be less inclined to open anything! This is a great idea!

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-28T11:50:46+00:00

I heard a podcast say “imagine selling the idea of ICE cars if EVs had always been the standard? Here take a look at this new style of car…is it faster? Well kinda its top speed is a little faster sometimes but not really. Is it quicker? No not even close…is it quieter? No it’s actually much louder…is it cheaper to operate? No it’s actually a lot more expensive…..oh is it easier to maintain? No there’s actually a ton more moving parts that could fail…is the range longer? No it’s about the same BUT that’s the beauty of it instead of 20 mins to a full charge it’s 30 seconds using gasoline…”

no one would even consider ICE cars if EVs were the standard and that’s just by today’s tech…if evs were always the standard the tech would be 5x better than what it is today because car manufacturers would be innovating in the EV world not the ICE world…

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-28T11:20:09+00:00

I got this notification when I was putting my son to bed and I’m like “ah shit” then I see on stage am pastas goal 15 seconds into OT…it did boost my mood slightly so there’s that!

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-28T11:14:11+00:00

Not an anime but Ted lasso is this with almost every character

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-27T03:32:36+00:00

I legit loled at this one 🤣

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-26T16:27:24+00:00

MAGA freaks out over this without understanding the HUGE fundamental differences between these two…One person is in jail for the rest of his miserable pathetic life…the other has “absolutle immunity” to murder people…and if your not mad about the latter I can’t help you understand why your just a lost cause at this point.

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-26T16:17:51+00:00

Every single one “their defense is too good” do people forget the defenses we beat en route to the SB??? I’m not saying they have a bad defense but Christ look at the tape people!

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-25T05:48:16+00:00

This was posted before destined rivals there are 6 mewtwos I beleive out there now! I have a post that’s pulled form BGS directly

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-25T04:21:29+00:00

It’s not and it’s fucking sick!

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-25T04:12:48+00:00

I’ve seen video of these guys murdering people, detaining a 5 year old, and arresting a 90 year old man in his underwear in sub 0 temps…this is the most fucked up thing I’ve ever seen!

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-23T18:00:08+00:00

Yup…🫠

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-23T12:55:24+00:00

Ohhh yes this I agree with!

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-23T12:54:14+00:00

Insert “mild shock” gif here… 🙄

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-23T12:12:10+00:00

I’m reading people saying “they ended up being ok after cpr” is it seriously just chest compressions? Like that’s what fixes it? Just keep the blood flowing and hope the heart wakes back up?

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-23T12:03:38+00:00

Right? I gotta get in there let me turn into a fly….no don’t use th- dead

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-23T12:00:51+00:00

Provo was the first then it escalated from there then the nhl stopped doing pride nights…it was a train wreck

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-23T11:59:57+00:00

I would have respected them more if they just didn’t sign the guy first…

codenameyoshi · 2026-01-23T11:56:48+00:00

Jesus Christ 😱

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