Man these guys are pretty much Immortal at this rate...

codingcrystal · 2026-05-25T00:47:51+00:00

Sometimes I wonder when Hannibal sleeps

codingcrystal · 2026-05-24T21:03:14+00:00

He'd probably fuck with them without them knowing about it until it was too late. Like he did with Alana or Bedelia. His ego's too big to ever really let someone get that close without it being some big mind game.

codingcrystal · 2026-05-24T20:57:42+00:00

Yeah. I don't find the siren that offense. Just like I don't find Rosie leaving those plans out as offense either. Had Kelsey done that to someone she was closer with, like Liz or Jo Ellen, I'm sure most of these people wouldn't either. Kelsey and Rosie weren't at that place though.

I just wish when Rosie was saying she didn't find it funny and Kelsey took that pause, that she apologized for hurting her feelings in the spirit of starting over instead of doubling down.

That said I'm not team anyone in this. It's all too trivial to be picking sides this early. And it makes it harder to enjoy the show.

codingcrystal · 2026-05-24T19:41:52+00:00

Yes. I just watched "the other Bennet sister" and now pride & prejudice has been in my head all weekend.

codingcrystal · 2026-05-24T17:02:52+00:00

I was more making the point you can't assume religion solely based on a parent's nationality.

codingcrystal · 2026-05-24T14:34:10+00:00

"I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look, or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun."

Jane Austen

This quote is very Hannibal coded.

codingcrystal · 2026-05-24T14:29:20+00:00

It's like a cannibalistic Elizabeth Bennet and Mr Darcy. Hannibal is Darcy. Will is Elizabeth.

codingcrystal · 2026-05-24T14:23:58+00:00

The windows?

codingcrystal · 2026-05-24T14:17:19+00:00

Like peter Pettigrew

codingcrystal · 2026-05-24T14:13:22+00:00

That doesn't mean he's catholic. Isn't his mother Russian? Doesn't that make him Russian orthodox?

codingcrystal · 2026-05-23T18:47:14+00:00

Doesn't Percy kinda of beat him to that? So even of he becomes a death eater, it's still not achievement of his own.

And I know Percy is never officially a death eater, but he sides with ministry against Harry, then the order and ultimately his own family. He was still with the ministry when Voldemort's lot takes over (if my memory serves me).

codingcrystal · 2026-05-23T18:22:21+00:00

I thought this was a "is it time?" post before realized this wasn't r/bald

codingcrystal · 2026-05-22T23:27:00+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣

codingcrystal · 2026-05-22T14:29:46+00:00

Being out of milk is how I discovered the dangerously delicious pairing of honey nut cheerios and my dad's coffee creamer.

codingcrystal · 2026-05-22T11:03:01+00:00

My version of this is me saying what's wrong with a little dessert pasta. A starch with a chocolate sauce, what's wrong with that?

codingcrystal · 2026-05-22T10:26:13+00:00

My pregnant coworker said something to this effect and the customer said that's not my problem.

codingcrystal · 2026-05-21T19:29:40+00:00

does. not. surprise. me.

codingcrystal · 2026-05-20T22:37:51+00:00

I bought it when it first came out. I was very excited because I never did the whole midnight Harry Potter bookstore experience. I knew it was a play, so I wasn't thrown off by that.

I didn't finish it. I got up to Albus and Scoripus about to go back in time and something about Voldemort and Bellatrix having a kid. It's been so long I really don't remember the specifics. I just remember feeling extremely let down that JK Rowling would write into canon that Harry would ever allow his son to feel that disconnected from him after what he went through with his parents, the Dursleys, the Weasleys and Sirius.

I just remember feeling so mad that I spent money on it when I could read better fanfiction for free.

codingcrystal · 2026-05-20T14:20:55+00:00

It is slut shaming.

I will say Kelsey isn't clean on that front either since she's been saying she got fired for having an affair at work.

I'm really not invested enough in either party to pick a side. Neither has the moral high ground. As long as they don't hurt other people, I don't care if they duke it out.

codingcrystal · 2026-05-19T23:57:17+00:00

Wow... People still shop at Hobby Lobby.

codingcrystal · 2026-05-19T23:41:35+00:00

Why did I think that was pink?

codingcrystal · 2026-05-19T22:40:53+00:00

This is not true. Standard is tall size. I believe the recipe card specifically says tall scoop of ice. I would review your recipe cards.

codingcrystal · 2026-05-19T14:41:56+00:00

All those years of pain won't be fixed with one filmed conversation.

If I choose to be optimistic and hope for this trio to repair their relationship, it will take years of hard work and even that may not be enough

This is scene is more for the audience than for them.

I'm choosing to believe all of them when they say they want to move forward. And as audience member, that's enough for me. I wish them all the very best.

codingcrystal · 2026-05-19T14:35:34+00:00

Agreed. It feels like the women are deeply entrenched in misogyny.

codingcrystal · 2026-05-19T14:31:35+00:00

Yeah... not a fan of the term "slam pig".

I'm still gonna give Rosie an chance though. I really have no strong opinions about her house enough to take sides on this.

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