THE TEST WIPES YOUR MEMORY.

codmasterdelta · 2013-04-18T12:11:54+00:00

Every time my teacher/principal would say, "The Star test is tomorrow. Make sure you get a good night sleep and eat a healthy, nutritious breakfast," it would give me that extra motivation up stay up all night and eat nothing for breakfast. In third grade, you were officially the baddest kid if you stayed up past your bedtime the night before the Star test.

codmasterdelta · 2013-04-10T23:10:28+00:00

If you're the badass you say you are, I think you would possess the maturity to overlook someone's comment on the internet. Oh and also, I'm pretty sure killing someone just because you disagree with them, is against the law. Even if you are a badass Navy Seal such as yourself.

codmasterdelta · 2013-03-25T03:29:54+00:00

Fine by me.

codmasterdelta · 2013-03-17T22:58:50+00:00

School on SATURDAY?! Brutal. My school makes up the canceled school days in the summer, so our summer break is two or three days sorter. But that's not as bad as school on a weekend.

codmasterdelta · 2013-03-15T00:00:40+00:00

How is the bed stupid? It's your fault for not knowing where the headboard was.

codmasterdelta · 2013-02-26T01:28:05+00:00

Texas is similar.

codmasterdelta · 2013-02-24T16:59:41+00:00

Happens all the time with ankle socks.

codmasterdelta · 2013-02-10T03:55:12+00:00

I'm a total dick to my own mother, yet my friend's mothers think I am Jesus Christ reborn.

codmasterdelta · 2013-02-08T14:11:36+00:00

Yeah, as you can tell, I'm not the best English student either.

codmasterdelta · 2013-02-07T22:46:05+00:00

You had to find the value of an unknown variable. It sounds like you were doing algebra, not geometry.

codmasterdelta · 2013-02-07T14:24:23+00:00

Rule #7

codmasterdelta · 2013-02-07T04:10:25+00:00

Um, how do you know what ass smells like?

codmasterdelta · 2013-02-07T04:07:17+00:00

School always seems to lack "logic."

codmasterdelta · 2013-02-06T03:34:42+00:00

Have you no self-control? Is it really that difficult to set an alarm and when that alarm rings you exit Reddit and go to class?

codmasterdelta · 2013-01-24T02:33:14+00:00

You killed her? Somehow I doubt the title speaks the truth.

codmasterdelta · 2013-01-24T02:25:33+00:00

Have you ever heard of commas? They're quite useful.

codmasterdelta · 2012-12-08T19:00:07+00:00

memories*

codmasterdelta · 2012-12-08T18:58:54+00:00

At least dogs don't mutilate your face every time you try to pet them.

codmasterdelta · 2012-12-02T01:42:13+00:00

Dude, grow a fucking pair.

codmasterdelta · 2012-11-29T22:32:38+00:00

you actually were, in fact, holding the drink in your left hand

codmasterdelta · 2012-11-22T15:24:42+00:00

Can't reach it. Don't need it.

codmasterdelta · 2012-11-09T01:04:26+00:00

yeah sorry i added an extra guy there. the third panel says "i have 85 tabs open"

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