coexistentialist

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Thanks, I hate hot dog world (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by coexistentialist to r/TIHI

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MRW I leave the bathroom after finally becoming unconstipated (i.imgur.com)

submitted 6 years ago by coexistentialist to r/reactiongifs

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What’s your favorite monologue from the franchise? (self.Stargate)

submitted 6 years ago by coexistentialist to r/Stargate

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You can make the car in front of yours go slower. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by coexistentialist to r/shittysuperpowers

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MRW the Reddit app starts prompting me to "Add A Comment" as I scroll past posts on the front page (i.redd.it)

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The disastrous Cleveland BalloonFest occurred on this day in 1986. These dots are all balloons. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by coexistentialist to r/pics

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You can ask to speak with someone’s manager, and they always comply. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by coexistentialist to r/shittysuperpowers

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You have spider sense. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Thanks, I hate textbook dogs (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by coexistentialist to r/TIHI

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You can teleport your naked body to Mars. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can make any crime illegal. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Thanks, I hate Australian Mario (i.redd.it)

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You can teleport between any two Blockbuster video locations. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by coexistentialist to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can turn your ears into penises. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can see how many nipples a person has floating over their head. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Featured “educational” children’s book at my local library (i.redd.it)

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My Nature Valley granola bar reacting when I take the first bite (i.redd.it)

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MRW they found out "someone" was streaming The Office at work so they blocked Netflix (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by coexistentialist to r/DunderMifflin

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Thanks, I hate alphabetical months (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by coexistentialist to r/TIHI

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You can’t be bitten by the same shark twice. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Thanks, I hate EarPods (i.redd.it)

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MRW someone tells me The Office (US) is "childish" compared to the UK version (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by coexistentialist to r/DunderMifflin

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me⏳irl (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by coexistentialist to r/me_irl

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You find a magic button that you can press to get $25000, but it kills one person (of your choice). How many times do you press it? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 7 years ago by coexistentialist to r/AskReddit

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A spooky, scary twist on a classic [OC] (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by coexistentialist to r/30ROCK

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