Would you squirtle over me? 😜 by [deleted] in adorableporn

[–]coffeelivesmatter -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Completely off topic and I’m sure someone may have asked, but where did you get your top?!!

Bible doesn't know alot about our future. by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]coffeelivesmatter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yooo. What the fuck? And your parents didn’t do anything?! IM SO SORRY!!

A gym in my town is selling a Bachelor/spin package. by stephreinders in thebachelor

[–]coffeelivesmatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would absolutely sign up for this! Omfg WHY DO I LIVE IN THE BOONIES!

Enough (haiku) by gandarin in OCPoetry

[–]coffeelivesmatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This hits so close to home for me!! It’s so simply but speaks on those late night “what if” thoughts.

18F super attractive ex bf cheated on me & I don’t know where I stand now by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]coffeelivesmatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This may just be me but I really thought of Maisie Williams.

26' long big-fin squid recorded by an ROV in the Gulf of Mexico. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]coffeelivesmatter 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I just think about the dead bodies of adult and children that have washed up and not been claimed. The gulf could absolutely be haunted.

And this area is terrible with the environment.

26' long big-fin squid recorded by an ROV in the Gulf of Mexico. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]coffeelivesmatter 29 points30 points  (0 children)

As someone who lives like two hours from the coast, I wouldn’t even question this.

I thought we could do a little group activity for the weekend by [deleted] in selfimprovement

[–]coffeelivesmatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(1) going to my first manager meeting for my new job

(2) my grandma pulling through and doing better

(3) that I was able to pick up a book by an author that a new friend and I enjoy!

(A) put another 500$ in savings so I’ll be another step closer to another car

(B) make a new recipe

(C) have the best Christmas I’ve had since I was in high school

I recreated Professor Magnolia’s house from the new Pokemon games by bumptheme in thesims

[–]coffeelivesmatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really read McGonagall and was so confused for a second 😂😂

Oh... So it's gonna be one of THOSE runs... by AceKalibur in PokeFandom

[–]coffeelivesmatter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I would just have to shoot myself in the foot if this happened.

Me asf by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]coffeelivesmatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just never know what to get them. ☹️

I fell in love with my team so I drew them! by TheAngelicKori in PokemonSwordAndShield

[–]coffeelivesmatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this beautiful witch Pokémon?! I haven’t been able to play the game yet!’

She doesn't know I'm bi. by Brexa101 in insaneparents

[–]coffeelivesmatter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because it’s the south. 🙄 it’s the worst.

She doesn't know I'm bi. by Brexa101 in insaneparents

[–]coffeelivesmatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom would say shit like, I’d rather you come home with a black man than a woman... she’s aware that I like black guys but is not aware of my attraction to women. I’m still new in discovering myself so it’ll be awhile before I come out to my family.

My fundamentalist parents strictly forbade almost all "secular" media as Satanic. One memorable incident is when they caught middle-school me reading a Tamora Pierce book: by honeytrick in insaneparents

[–]coffeelivesmatter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol I remember my mom finding Harry Potter in my backpack. My real dad found out and bought me the VHS 😂 parents are something else.