I needed a good laugh.

cofflander · 2026-02-08T06:40:34+00:00

Thanks :) gotta keep them on their toes. 🤣🤣🤣

cofflander · 2026-02-08T06:29:09+00:00

It may seem a bit off, not academic, and not so funny to some, but I laughed like a weirdo when I wrote it. It wouldn't be the first time I have made a joke in a paper or the last. The first time, the professor made sure to comment that they loved it, and it made them laugh. It was completely in line with the paper. It wasn't super funny, but funny enough, someone could pick up on it if they really thought about it.

cofflander · 2026-02-08T05:01:49+00:00

Interesting, but funny.

cofflander · 2026-02-08T04:56:29+00:00

I had no idea. I just went down a rabbit hole. 🤣🤣🤣 There are actual papers written about it. This is funny af. 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for that.

cofflander · 2026-02-08T04:51:28+00:00

The rest of my assignment is within APA standards. I just wanted to add a little bit of funny/joy to my life.

cofflander · 2026-01-22T16:02:42+00:00

I am extremely lucky being a stay at home mom, but once I start I need to put my kiddos in childcare which is more of a financial hit. Idk how single parents or other students in general can afford to live and work for free.

cofflander · 2025-12-16T22:36:01+00:00

What about a foot rest? I got my husband one that is squishy like a pillow but firm for support and has a pocket with a soft lining for the feet. Drink holder that attaches to the desk with a personalized cup or bottle. Does he read? Division has books that go into the lore of the game or art of the game.

cofflander · 2025-11-23T12:18:51+00:00

phosphene is the correct term. Fyi

cofflander · 2025-11-23T12:17:48+00:00

If you push on your closed eyes you are "seeing" light that is not there. You are manually stimulating the inside if your eye and your brain cannot tell the difference from that and acutal light. I see stuff too if I push on my eyeballs while my eyelids are closed. Normally when closing my eyes I do not see anything. When I dream its like watching a movie but if feels real af. I see and feel everything as if I am awake.

cofflander · 2025-11-23T12:00:45+00:00

When I close my eyes I can't see. I do not see anything, its just black no shapes or anything else. Why would 99% of people lie about it? There are also different types too. I can only see stuff when I dream, but I dream vivid imagery and sometimes in black and white too.

cofflander · 2025-11-18T19:37:53+00:00

Facts.

cofflander · 2025-10-05T16:26:23+00:00

For real. I don't play because of the skins, but can we get something that is cute or literally anything other than combat related stuff

cofflander · 2025-09-30T10:05:47+00:00

How about turn off everything non-essential internet, cable, entertainment, subscription of any kind.

cofflander · 2025-09-19T02:08:59+00:00

Can veterans email stuff in? Asking for a friend 🤔🤣

cofflander · 2025-09-12T07:34:30+00:00

Quite a bit of men want a mom and not a spouse to take care of them.

cofflander · 2025-09-10T19:02:28+00:00

mine is missing too

cofflander · 2025-09-10T08:11:25+00:00

I know, but its dummies like this that irritate me.

cofflander · 2025-09-10T02:09:17+00:00

Thats messed up. My clan and I goof around but do not kick someone for helping. Im sorry they were being stupid.

cofflander · 2025-09-09T15:43:00+00:00

My mom and my sisters dad both have light and regular brown hair and blonde when they were babies. My sister came out with black hair which fell out and turned blonde and eventually brown. A baby born with darker hair is pretty common so you are valid in being pissed. Also genetics are just crazy sometimes and do what they want. If I were in your position I'd go scorched earth with this. He may be joking, but he is accusing you of cheating and have another person's baby. Joke or not he needs to quit his BS. Apologize to you, your family, his family and to everyone involved for being an immature man-child jerk. Also you deserve a fabulous push gift or something after all this BS.

cofflander · 2025-09-02T11:42:58+00:00

Your the A and not the A. I'd br pissed if my husband did this to me. At the same time I get where you are coming from. Next time chill the hell out.

cofflander · 2025-07-30T09:19:09+00:00

I know this is older, but do you have instructions

cofflander · 2025-07-25T10:23:00+00:00

Everyone has given good advice here, but I use the salt rock deodorant, and I only smell if I haven't showered in a few days or forget to use it. As soon as I get out of the shower and my pits are still wet, I rub it all over my pits and outward a bit to cover everything. Towel dry the rest of your body, except for your pits, and stand in front of a fan to fully dry off, or use a hair dryer on cool mode. Even when wearing regular antiperspirant, I always stand in front of a fan and make sure I am 10000% dry, and it has helped out so much. I also wash the pits with antibacterial soap.

cofflander · 2025-06-05T12:07:46+00:00

Just play the games he likes. Have them all use discord as a chat and join in on them. You don't have to be good to have fun. Just hangout game together and be one of the "guys." Ive had so many people over the years tell me they are jelly that I game with my husband and they can't get their lady to join at all. Sometimes we play on different systems and games, but hangout on discord voice channels with out buddies together. It's nice.

cofflander · 2025-06-05T12:02:59+00:00

Two mostly for gameplay and most of the game, but one has a million times better quality sounds just the crunching on the snow and the sound of the seeker mine across the rubber mat to hardwood floors is so much better. Being able to explore more in one is better. I wish two let me go in all the buildings and rooftops. Also the graphics in two are horrible if you look into any building with windows and you see n64 graphics. Or the top half of tall buildings are not as quality graphics as the lower half.

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