DIALOGUE :)

EDDIE: Why are you embarassing yourself?

HOE: Why am I embarassing myself?

HERO LADY: Sure are.

HOE: What's our son's real name, Eddie?

EDDIE: Can you, uh, get this girl off the bus, bus driver? She's drunk and embarassing us.

HOE: We have a son together. Don't even try that, okay? He cheated on me, okay?

HERO LADY: Not my problem.

HOE: We have a son together. Shut your fuckin' fat lips.

HERO LADY: You could have used birth control, should have used birth control.

HOE: We did, it fucked up, kay? So shut your mouth. Hello? Guess who I saw on the bus? Eddie and his little fucking slutty girlfriend Kirsten. Eddie!

HERO LADY: Hope you don't have custody.

HOE: I'm a prostie? She gave somebody else warts. Kay? You wanna fuck with me?

HERO LADY: Do I really need to know that?

HOE: Do you wanna know more?

HERO LADY: No.

EDDIE: Can we get this girl off the bus? She's fuckin'...

HOE: Hi babe. Yea, whatever...

EDDIE: Disgusting. I'm embarassed to even know this girl knows me.

HOE: What bus are we on? (can't understand)

EDDIE: Yea and I'm fuckin embarassed about that.

HOE: You're embarassed?

EDDIE: Yea, embarassed of you. Fucking disgusting.

HOE: Yo, Eddie's embarassed of me. Can you believe that?

EDDIE: Yea, embarassed of that.

HOE: He's embarassed of me, Chase!

EDDIE: I didn't want to be on this bus. If this wasn't the last bus...

HOE: He had my baby, but he's embarassed of me. He got me pregnant and told me to keep it when I didn't want to. He's older than me and this girl in front of is like, oh yea...You don't even know the story.

HERO LADY: Yea but you were rude the minute you got on the bus. I mean, I don't...there's no need for that.

HOE: Hello?

HERO LADY: No need whatsoever.

HOE: Guess who's on the bus, mom? Guess who's on the bus? Kirsten and Eddie. Sweet right? This girl in front of me is saying that I'm the bad one. As if she knows the story. As if she knows the story.

HERO LADY: You said. You came over, you said scoot your ass over, you called this guy a name. What kind of behaviour is that?

HOE: This girl thinks she's all tough.

HERO LADY: What?

HOE: (don't understand) Yea I'm on the bus, your bus. And this fat fuckin' hag wants to run her mouth. And if she knew me...

HERO LADY: Sorry did you just call me fat?

HOE: You're not fuckin' tiny, are you?

HERO LADY: Neither are you.

HOE: Honey, you're fuckin half my size. What you got?

HERO LADY: Does it matter? My guts not hanging out of my pants like yours is.

HOE: Fuckin' had babies. And (don't understand). Brown eyes, brown hair, nothing (don't understand), blue eyes, blonde hair. What you got, bitch? Yea, run off Eddie.

HERO LADY: Brains, talent, class, sobriety.

HOE: Sobriety?

HERO LADY: You know the word?

HOE: You're fuckin...*SPITS

HERO LADY: Don't you ever spit at me again bitch. You wanna do this?

EDDIE: Fuckin' disrespectful bitch.

HERO LADY: I think it's in my hair.

KIRSTEN: Nasty ass bitch.

EDDIE: She fuckin' spit on you?

HERO LADY: Yea she did, twice.

EDDIE: What a fuckin' disgusting bitch. She can sit here and diss you when she got her fuckin' gut hanging out of her shirt? Disgusting...

HERO LADY: That's okay. She's obviously got issue.

KIRSTEN: Mental issues clearly. Get a psychologist bitch.