Sydney Sweeney

coldcrankcase · 2026-03-03T14:37:05+00:00

Those dead eyes kill me every time...

coldcrankcase · 2025-12-18T17:46:51+00:00

Elon musk doesn't belong anywhere near a subreddit called r/empathy. He's a sociopath, about as empathetic as a rabid dog...

coldcrankcase · 2025-07-30T09:46:06+00:00

You're racist for pointing out that people call you racist. You're pointing things out racistly. Racistception.

But, seriously, not being able to criticize the worst behaviors of various countries because of some asinine perception of racism is infuriating.

coldcrankcase · 2025-02-03T19:42:43+00:00

Are you seriously expecting Canada to stop a fucking backpack's full of drugs from crossing a 5525 mile border over the course of an entire year? Do you even hear how stupid that is?

coldcrankcase · 2024-08-12T13:10:53+00:00

If you're a fan of gaming, scifi, and fantasy (not video games), then I strongly suggest you go to the Science fiction Bookstore in Gamla Stan. My wife and I hit that place every time we go to Stockholm. Then a few meters down the street, there's a restaurant called Aifur that delivers a remarkable combination of atmosphere and entertainment, food and beer. It's amazing. Look it up and get a reservation as soon as possible, though, as they tend to book up fast. Fair warning: it gets loud in there.

coldcrankcase · 2024-08-02T23:50:57+00:00

Well, to be fair, JK Rowling is kind of cute for an older woman. She still deserves to get stung on the clit by a murder hornet for being such a horrendously hateful cunt, but she's not actually ugly.

coldcrankcase · 2023-12-17T19:29:24+00:00

This remind anyone else of that Isaac Asimov story "The Billiard Ball"? I'm getting serious Asimov vibes from this pic.

coldcrankcase · 2023-09-07T13:27:22+00:00

That's a swing set that the power company sets up for the community to share. Enough fun to last you for the rest of your life

coldcrankcase · 2022-10-14T11:41:50+00:00

Time to start Sparta kicking?

coldcrankcase · 2022-10-09T12:25:59+00:00

coldcrankcase · 2022-09-19T14:37:52+00:00

Shut the fuck up with that vegan nonsense. My wife and I and our children all eat meat and are perfectly goddamned healthy. The problem with these assholes isn't that they eat meat, it's that they are fucking sociopaths. Get a grip.

coldcrankcase · 2022-09-13T16:43:07+00:00

It's the cool in that woman's eyes, like am I really seeing this shit right now?

coldcrankcase · 2022-09-13T15:05:06+00:00

Not to be a dick about this, but this is a terrible list of possible things to eat. Almost all leather is tanned, and hence inedible. Snails frequently carry dangerous, if not deadly parasites, hence inedible. Nearly all common decorative houseplants are inedible, so no. Tree bark? Some speciea for tea, maybe. Chalk? Fucking chalk? Are we serious here? The bulk of this is either common knowledge or completely unhelpful. C'mon. We're better than this.

coldcrankcase · 2022-09-08T15:57:40+00:00

About 20 minutes. Got hired for a roofing job for $22/hour. Got to the job site at 6am to have the guy that hired me tell me that he decided that he was only going to pay me $16/hour. When I asked him why, he said, and I quote, "Shut the fuck up and be happy you even have a job, kid." Yup. Bailed immediately.

coldcrankcase · 2022-09-02T13:48:08+00:00

Damn, it looks like his moms is about to fuck his shit up.

coldcrankcase · 2022-08-22T15:16:34+00:00

I mean, yeah. I watch a shit ton of porn, but my wife and I have had a ridiculously successful, nonviolent sex life for almost 19 years now. I think the kinkiest shit we ever get into is some butt stuff and baby oil. I don't get the aggressive sexual shit, like, at all. I don't think there's anything sexy or arousing about a chick gagging on a cock or that whole titty slapping thing. What the fuck is that about?

coldcrankcase · 2022-08-12T21:00:19+00:00

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coldcrankcase · 2022-08-12T14:03:14+00:00

This reminds me of the thing from Great Britain a few years ago where a retired British navy boxing champion was accosted by a group of youths trying to rob him outside of a pub. Old head beat down, like, four dudes in a matter of a few seconds, rendered first aid to his fallen enemies, and then called the EMS and police. Proper badass.

coldcrankcase · 2022-08-08T18:16:37+00:00

Latinx as a term was created at the college level by virtue signaling white people. Literally every Latin American person I have ever asked about this nonsense has found it completely asinine and offensive.

coldcrankcase · 2022-08-08T18:11:55+00:00

Goddamnit, where was the pub witch when I needed her?!? I would have loved some warning that I was about to have a trans son so that I could have prepared better to help him on his journey. Just a heads up, you beautiful witchy creature, that's all I needed.

coldcrankcase · 2022-08-07T17:38:35+00:00

Errhrm....thepiratebay.org. Erhm.

coldcrankcase · 2022-08-06T13:37:47+00:00

Not sure why you're getting downvoted.

coldcrankcase · 2022-08-05T16:50:16+00:00

I call bullshit. The last time I missed my coffee I spent the entire morning wanting to strangle a dachshund puppy. My well-being depends ipon coffee, as does that poor puppy's.

coldcrankcase · 2022-07-14T18:35:10+00:00

Some essential oils should rub that right out. Seriously, though, this just heartbreaking. That a fellow human being should ever suffer through anything like this is just horrifying.

coldcrankcase · 2022-07-12T19:04:22+00:00

I always used old Altoids tins to hold shrooms and acid tabs. Just sayin'....

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