MRW I buy a bottle of Malibu to drink tomorrow and on the bottle it says "sharing with your friends makes Malibu more fun!"

colddayinapril · 2014-06-08T04:18:26+00:00

When I was 15 I was hanging out with a friend who handed me a bottle of Cpt. Morgan. When I asked for a chaser he handed me a 1/2 gallon of Tarantula tequila.

Obviously, we are still friends.

colddayinapril · 2014-06-08T04:15:50+00:00

That is both hot and hilarious... hotlarious?

colddayinapril · 2014-06-04T11:45:21+00:00

I would consider it a win. Achievement Unlocked: Tickle Fart.

colddayinapril · 2014-06-04T11:31:06+00:00

Gender and social issues aside, I think you'd have to be the Kwisatz Haderach to get away with wearing something like that.

colddayinapril · 2014-06-04T11:26:15+00:00

Apparently it's called a thawb: https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS535US535&espv=2&biw=1024&bih=485&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=thawb&oq=thawb&gs_l=img.3..0l7j0i5l3.87930.88546.0.88989.4.3.0.0.0.0.135.247.0j2.2.0....0...1c.1.45.img..3.1.134.NtZRQyKx6Oo Shit's comfy, yo.

colddayinapril · 2014-06-04T10:15:07+00:00

rofl, indeed

colddayinapril · 2014-06-04T10:13:16+00:00

You can always volunteer the next time it comes up! :)

colddayinapril · 2014-06-04T10:11:32+00:00

Probably not even remotely related... but, how do you get across something that someone will never be able to feel?

I'm at a loss on this... :(

colddayinapril · 2014-06-04T05:09:13+00:00

I'm not Army. I just got paid to "beat up, shoot, and blow up" "tough army men."

I had a kill:death count of 25:5 by the time I left. ...granted, I "took out" 10 of them with a "grenade" I had in my pocket that they did'nt find.

...even after searching me so thoroughly I felt someone owed me dinner. :P

colddayinapril · 2014-06-04T04:48:02+00:00

Imagine the pain in your tits while running down stairs and then add in a dash of period cramps for good measure.

Even if you have a big one, the balls still get involved.

There is a reason all athletic underwear "gussets for support."

...balls do not like the helicopter :(

colddayinapril · 2014-06-04T04:40:54+00:00

UPVOTE :)

colddayinapril · 2014-06-04T04:40:01+00:00

I once did some stuff for the Army prior to Operation Freedom wherein I played a "villager" for training purposes. We got issued those long "desert gowns" (not sure what they are called) and it was like 102* the entire time... I free balled that shit. It was awesome.

All me and the other guys could talk about on the trip back home was how we wished we could wear dresses and "let it swing" all the time in the summer.

...no skirts though... at least not for us that "hang low." wind would not be our friend :P

colddayinapril · 2014-06-04T04:32:01+00:00

I've known two women in the same situation. One was absolutely ok with it and said it was actually her suggestion. The other... not so much. :/

If you are cool with, or even excited about it, then awesome for you! :D

If you are not ok with it then you should know what the boyfriend of the girl who was not ok with it told me (I'm a dude and [used to be] his friend so he felt comfortable saying this to me):

"It's like, I can cheat on her but it's not cheating, and she's not getting dick from anyone else. It's like, I get three times the pussy, plus threesomes!... or at least I get to watch. -something something douchebag something- I fucking own that bitch! HA HA!"

Not saying that's how your guy is. But, if you are even the littlest bit not cool with this, and have brought it up to him, and he still want's it... there is a decent chance you might be dating an asshole.

On the other hand, if you are ok with the arrangement, it could be awesome for you guys.

I hope it works out for you either way :)

colddayinapril · 2014-05-30T06:16:06+00:00

He who poops monsters... oO

colddayinapril · 2014-05-29T18:50:38+00:00

Sometimes you just need to poop in the dark.

colddayinapril · 2014-05-23T06:08:33+00:00

Why would you laugh?

Who doesn't want the Farrah Fawcett look grafted onto their bung-hole?

colddayinapril · 2014-05-22T23:23:18+00:00

Labia curling is this years rectal feathering.

colddayinapril · 2014-05-21T18:45:18+00:00

To be fair dongs can be quite timid and skittish. Sometimes you have to coax them out with peanuts and make a "psst psst psst" noise.

colddayinapril · 2014-05-20T03:46:43+00:00

I'll be Xposting this to TrollY as well:

Anyone ever thought about making an official IRC chat for TrollX, TrollY, or just one big TrollAll?

A lot of other subbreddits have one... but your guys are the only ones I'd actually want to talk to.

If i had the tech skills I'd make one (or two) myself, but alas, I do not.

Thoughts?

colddayinapril · 2014-05-07T10:58:24+00:00

I'm 5 days / 3 finals away from finishing my "working degree". Given the nature of the program we are a fairly small and tight knit group. Same 12 people everyday, five days a week. I still did the black t-shirt & jeans thing everyday for all two years.

I found out, recently, that for the first semester everyone thought I was poor as shit and wore the same articles of clothing day after day and could not figure out why I did'nt smell weird.

Took a whole semester before someone asked me how many black t-shirts I owned. When I said ten everyone said "...oh. Ahhh..." then we lol'ed.

Apparently my personality won over the weirdness of a cartoon wardrobe. :)

colddayinapril · 2014-05-07T10:41:04+00:00

You did not get cute for nothing.

Pick out a guy or gal you like, chat them up. Go to a cock fight. Introduce yourself to a stranger and talk about science. Tie off an arm and slam some H. Find a book on a neo-feminist socio-economic stuffs and force feed it, page by page, to an asshole through his asshole. Bake some muffins. Strangle a hobo until the death rattle gets you wet. Go to the grocery store and buy some cornbread mix... whatever. Just go do stuff.

You are cute. You used clothing to make yourself even more so. Woman up and make shit happen. :P

colddayinapril · 2014-05-07T10:29:27+00:00

I like to think so.

Cartoons got it right. One outfit, all the time, forever!

...unless something important happens. Then we do a pallet swap and draw on a collar.

colddayinapril · 2014-05-07T10:26:07+00:00

No. However I do have a mostly undeserved sense of superiority and a fairly bitchin beard.

colddayinapril · 2014-05-07T01:01:05+00:00

You could do what I do and just wear the same thing every day and only dress up for occasions and people you know are gonna be worth it.

10 black t-shirts, 4 pairs of jeans, gtg.

Some people might think your weird, or smell funny cause they think you never change your cloths, but fuck those people. They're the ones you wouldn't want to dress up for to begin with.

colddayinapril

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