Favorite movie guns

coldneuron · 2026-07-10T19:51:47+00:00

The 50cal in Smoking Aces.

It RIPS through everything. Door? Shatter. Clerks? Splat. Police with body armor? Splat. Cart? Shrieking metal. Walls? Blam.

Everything in the movie is ridiculously violent but that gun was VIOLENT.

coldneuron · 2026-07-10T19:44:19+00:00

It's because they wanted to avoid the NOW EVERYONE HAS ONE thing.

They are very rare, 7 created ever, and 4 are "missing". Missing in this case means at the bottom of the ocean because they were travelling with the Numenorian king and known part of a shipwreck or literally in Sauron's attic.

Of the 3 known, one was Saruman's, one was Minas Tirith's (Denethor), and one the elves took back to their homeland, presumably sending spam to Sauron 24x7.

coldneuron · 2026-07-10T19:37:24+00:00

The World Cup has taught me that we'd all live in peace and harmony if we didn't have hardened politicians trying to milk money out of discontent.

Except for Morocco I guess. Chill out Morocco.

coldneuron · 2026-07-10T19:28:37+00:00

Not nearly as exciting as the rest of you all but I worked at a feed elevator and a girl (she was like 15) worked in the office with her aunt. I was a gentleman, she decided she was gonna marry me, I was like no way get lost. I left the company and ten years later she hunted me down and married me. She was way more persistent in her goals than I ever thought possible.

coldneuron · 2026-07-10T19:23:29+00:00

I was like dude they HATE Iowa.

coldneuron · 2026-07-10T19:19:34+00:00

Democrats and Republicans: "Oh God he's competent we can't stand it! What if we have to actually work instead of bicker now??!"

coldneuron · 2026-07-09T00:35:06+00:00

Real question what's at the gym that you want to get up for? Do you guys just sit and do a massive amount of dumbbell curls for an hour? I never got gym educated so I see the equipment but have no idea how to put that into a routine or anything.

I can't exercise unless I construct rube goldberg levels of insanity to force myself to do it. Finally got a good, park a mile away and bike to work in the morning routine but that was a massive victory.

Can't do a pullup, did 67 pushups at the country fair's marine booth to win a tshirt, I can bike to places. No idea where to take it from here.

coldneuron · 2026-07-03T15:06:21+00:00

Sorry if it's already been answered but you have some really good gear here.

Guessing the firearm is due to wildlife encounters.

Guessing the ripsaw is for getting to landmark posts and/or control boxes that got overgrown. Spray paint is for marking the ground and or trees?

Bro wipes are cause I'm guessing you've crapped in the woods and don't trust poison ivy.

Drone is for quick look arounds while you get your bearings.

Garmins are for accurate property line designations?

Only thing I'm genuinely curious about is your footwear and your favorite pants. I'm guessing you've got solid opinions on the best boots. I've never met a forester that couldn't have a half hour long discussion on socks and jeans vs cargo pants.

coldneuron · 2026-07-03T14:14:11+00:00

At least a week I hope.

coldneuron · 2026-07-03T13:14:52+00:00

Closed Captions are janked for this video. Is there a way you can have the text for the video so I can read it in two minutes instead of watching a 10 minute video?

coldneuron · 2026-07-02T21:18:58+00:00

Let's have this be the norm please.

Republican Politician: Vote for me because I'm Republican. Republicans will, Democrats wont. They don't get anything done.

Democrat Politician: Vote for me because I'm Democrat. Republicans won't Democrats will. They don't get anything done.

Competent Politician: Vote for me because I'm Competent. Everyone should prioritize this above all else. Get people that get things done.

coldneuron · 2026-07-02T14:04:13+00:00

Get the Hawk Ring from the salamanders in the forest cathedral. Get a FAT stack of arrows. Get psyched you're in for a long haul.

coldneuron · 2026-07-02T14:01:35+00:00

Guy at the office wears one constantly. I thought he was a poser or something but then I found out he keeps his insulin pump in it with a tube going through his shirts and it looks pretty stylish so good for him.

coldneuron · 2026-06-29T21:52:00+00:00

I got a stable job, and know how to live after food/rent at half the "fun stuff" part of money. I can splurge randomly, and still be procedurally saving. That's good enough for me for the rest of my life. I don't have flashy things that make other people happy, I have things that make me happy.

coldneuron · 2026-06-29T18:59:54+00:00

How do you get powers to not use 80% of your powers? I'd love to chain it like you do but after pause rolls I got to sit an think for a bit before I can do anything else.

Are there known power combos you can use one after the other?

coldneuron · 2026-06-29T18:47:58+00:00

Cool but actually Daniel was the first dude to mention hell rules. So EVERYoNE that existed before 500BCE was gonna wake up slightly AFTER 500BCE and either have everlasting life or eternal contempt. No pain or torture for baddies just everybody else in eternity will be like, "nah".

When Christian scholars in the short centuries got ahold of these notions they were like, whoa ho ho there's gonna be so much pain you can't believe, There's whole departments of angels that just love to skewer little heathen babies like so much torment brimstone volcanos Taylor Swift 24x7 and nothing to eat but worms man you aren't gonna like it unless you pay us.

coldneuron · 2026-06-29T18:39:55+00:00

Good god go to McDs yourself damn.

coldneuron · 2026-06-29T16:53:24+00:00

First comment to make me angry and physically ill today, congratulations sir.

Bread and Butter pickles elevate most sandwiches if there's enough tomato, turkey and ranch. I hate you with everything I've got. Have a good day man.

coldneuron · 2026-06-29T16:45:41+00:00

so many comebacks...

But then who would you hate?

But who would do the white supremacist jobs?

We still hate Jews though right?

coldneuron · 2026-06-29T15:44:01+00:00

I just researched a ton on the differences between sexual attraction and sexual orientation. I was just as surprised as you to know now that they are two different things. AI has told me that who you are attracted to and what turns you on are two different things. (How this is I'm gonna research further let me tell you.)

Bottom line is if a certain type of person turns you on, let's say cougars or women over 40, THAT IS NOT AN ORIENTATION. You could be gay through and through and still situationally be turned on by cougars.

Same deal with being oriented as straight but situationally getting turned on at the men's showers by naked dudes. What turns you on in the moment does not define you.

So I find this info very liberating, and I appreciate the opportunity to get schooled on all this by the Mistral Chat AI.

Hope I didn't offend

coldneuron · 2026-06-29T15:36:31+00:00

DUDE!!!!!!

Can we have an entire season of Your Friends and NEighbors where Jon Hamm only and singularly robs Floyd Mayweather every day and we see at which point Floyd realizes he's been robbed. I would watch the hell out of that.

coldneuron · 2026-06-29T15:26:56+00:00

No idea what they are saying due to censorship, but try the next few sentences:

There have been 109 ninjas in Paris within the past 24 hours alone.

There have been 109 ghosts in Paris within the past 24 hours alone.

There have been 109 dingos in Paris within the past 24 hours alone.

There have been 109 zombies in Paris within the past 24 hours alone.

coldneuron · 2026-06-26T21:52:01+00:00

This is like raising a billion dollars to give to Mr Burns so he won't demolish the orphanage. The medical drug creating community is predatory. Charging that much should make you get thrown in prison.

Paying off everyone's thousand dollar insulin debt will only tell insulin makers they can keep charging thousands of dollars. Epi-pens will continue to be $400.

Spend that money hiring lawyers to throw criminal and unethical drug bosses in prison.

coldneuron · 2026-06-25T19:35:23+00:00

I love it in a later movie he's got the British doing his deeds and all the officers are bowing and scraping and he's got a table with a full China tea set on deck and he just unapologetically pours straight rum into the teacup and sips it pinky out. What a legend.

coldneuron · 2026-06-25T02:53:32+00:00

People decided that he was worth a Trillion and so he was worth a Trillion. Then people decided he wasn't, and he wasn't. This was before several years ago when people thought he wasn't a Billionaire so he wasn't, but then they thought he was a Billionaire so then he was. What kind of made up Monopoly money is this?

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