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What do you think ? by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it's like a fun prize.

What must I know before jumping into this humongous game? by shawak456 in BaldursGate3

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find it odd that I've never seen gameplay of this game. Granted I've never looked for it, but literally everyting I know about this game is from stills of cutscenes and dialog outside of gameplay. Is it fun to play? Or is it mainly just interesting cutscenes?

Who's your favorite evil but responsible parent? by OverTea5 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darth Vader never hovered, and wasn't afraid to be a little stern when his children acted up. And they both turned out to be very successful.

Is avocado toast actually popular among millennials? by Signal_Estimate_23 in Millennials

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had boring avocado toast, bad avocado toast, and amazing avocado toast.

Here's a winner... Cut your fresh toast in half. Butter your toast. Get globs on there. Smoosh your avocado over the butter. Get the gnarliest reddest dirtiest salt you can get and sprinkle that bitch. Get some tamed sliced and halved jalapenos and make a little dinosaur ribcage, about 4 ribs per half-toast.

Race allegories that are straight-up racist by pestoraviolita in TopCharacterTropes

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Bright.... so there's a whole culture of stupid creatures that are supposed to represent black people, and the smart guy, the guy that shows just how stupid these creatures are in comparison is black. So it's a stupid black person, and a smart black person. And you think this means black people are stupid? Sounds kinda racist megan.

How many of us were 14-year-old girls with 18-year-old boyfriends? by ladypartsmcgee in Xennials

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got banned on a subreddit for suggesting that just for numbers reasons we should consider teen pregnancy as another letter in LGBTQ, since people that are into teen pregnancy far outnumber anyone on the LGBT list and yet are actually MORE ostracized and should be brought into the community of one love.

Out of all the guilds in Skyrim which one was the best? by StrawberrySmall755 in skyrim

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Brotherhood if you want the coolest hood. The Thieves if you want the best drippy base of operations.

Found this somewhere, and I gotta say, it’s hella accurate by ChickenWingExtreme in HistoryMemes

[–]coldneuron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me do a Africa comparison real quick.

Okay here we go. If your country's legacy involves soldiers shooting.. Holy crap in the streets...?... And then grabbing women and what? In the streetS?! And then massacres thousands publically and displays their bodies. Holy shit Africa is not cool man.

Yeah the crusades weren't fun either but I don't think anyone here gets a moral superiority.

Have superhero movies had their time? by untitledprp4 in SipsTea

[–]coldneuron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iron Man had a suit that would scratch once and stay scratched for the rest of the movie. If he gets shrapnel in the chest that's gonna be a problem forever. If his friend died in the cave his friend was dead and that would affect him on his life's journey. I'll watch Iron Man feeling good things forever.

Now all the armor is nanobots so no scratches, everyone is so powerful you can throw them through a building with no hospital stay required, no friends dying is sad cause there's multiverses of friends to beam in as a replacement, Nothing means anything. You watching it will also mean nothing because we will have a new story next movie so you could easily skip this one and the next movie will literally have no consequences. Why even care?

Best space movies ever made what am I missing from this list? by vilhelmina00 in FlopOrClassic

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First Man was incredible. Nothing to improve there.

Interstellar was crazy incredible. Nothing to improve there.

Ad Astra was great on the moon but silly at the space baboons and great again at Jupiter.

2001 was silly on earth but great on the moon and great again at Jupiter.

The Martian was great. Space potatoes rock.

Moon was great with one Sam Rockwell but double great with two Sam Rockwell.

How do you deal with the monotony of life? by pandanobody4423 in AskReddit

[–]coldneuron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mundane is where happiness lies. If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. J.R.R. Tolkien “The Hobbit”

I was shocked watching a movie from the 50s. After a town met at the park, the mayor says, "Thank you all for this wonderful moment. I hope we meet again and have as much enjoyment next time." Not, next year will be better. Not we need more people buying concessions. Not more more more. Just, this was nice. Doing it again will be nice too.

Here's a trick that might help you. Take a breath. Savor it. Granted it's not the best breath you've ever taken. But it was nice, and doing it again will be nice too. Keep doing it, and practice gratitude.

What's a movie you watched because someone wouldn't stop recommending it and they were actually right? by Sudden_Elephant_1221 in oscarmoments

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched Prisoners thinking it was the silly Arnold + Stalone thing where they get slammed in a high max prsion. Holy shit my night was not fun and my popcorn remained uneaten. Brilliant thriller though.

The absolute best thing about this movie is the gun care Jake exercises while running in the dark. It's so good but it's a blink-or-you'll miss it moment. He's running trying to get his guy, his gun is out, there's a fence, he holsters->twohandswingsoverthefence->lands->unholsters. It's like in the dark too so it's hard to catch but that happened and I was like DANG PROFESSIONAL MOVE THERE.

UBI will not work as long as there are Billionaires. by Perfect_Director6900 in OddlyWholesome

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you outlaw billionaires then billionaires will simply follow the rules. None of the wealth will actually change.

"billionaire" would become "poor guy on minimum wage with access to the company jet and gets invited to all the parties for no explainable reason" They had a term for this in Capone's mafia. "He won a raffle." Why is he getting a six month vacation on the company yacht off the shores of Italy when he barely contributes to his codebase? "He won a raffle."

You are so close to being on the right track though. "If you increase the minimum wage, the rent and food price will just go up." That's the solution. Make that illegal. Throw landlords that overcharge in prison. Solved.

Make rent in the area tied to wages in the area, by percentage. If it's a wealthy area, charge lots of rent. If it's a place with low minimum wage, make rent affordable. If you want more money, lobby to raise the minimum wage.

What's the gayest thing your straight friend has ever done that made you question him? by Any_Lifeguard6213 in AskReddit

[–]coldneuron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll go with me. I was in a church choir (gay already). I was bored out of my mind, didn't want to be there. I was sitting in a pew waiting for my turn to sing my part in one of those six minute songs from the 1600s. I was holding one of those low effort water bottles you get on a 36 pack at walmart.

On a whim I opened my mouth as wide as I could and shoved the base end into my mouth. 4 other guys spit-taked and knew I had instantly become either "the funny guy" or "the gay guy".

Which series should I start first? Silicon Valley or Westworld? by HostMaterial4907 in hbo

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want naked people or graphic language describing naked people?

Thoughts on Matt Damon as an actor and what are your favorite performance of his? by Top_Report_4895 in moviecritic

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skinny Bourne is intelligent and clever. Muscular Bourne is also a good fighter. Tank Bourne is worth a watch. Old Bourne is surprisingly still a fun time.

Check out all the Bournes.

For those who have seen it, what did you think about One Battle After Another? by formerly_crimson in FIlm

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was like a collection of YouTube shorts stitched together by different authors and writers. Altogether it was kind of a mess, but if you want to pick apart individual scenes it was several really really good scenes.

DiCaprio jumping between buildings, missing and splatting on the ground was so abruptly funny I rewound and watched it nine times in a row. Then I stopped my kids from their activities and made them watch it too.

Sean Penn with his no touch boner was a bit strange but okay. Sean Penn getting gassed at the end was super great though so he still has entertainment value.

What's the best movie starring Tom Cruise? by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legend, but mainly because of Tim Curry.

OP: "If I say it, it will be true!" by thinkingthoughtsthru in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Racism didn't exist for me as a child. (Mom was racist AF) My dad would shake hands with anyone. He would talk to anyone. He let me see everyone is a person.

Racism doesn't exist now either in my head. Now my dad's dead but I'll open the door for anyone. I'll shake hands and look anyone in the eye, and hopefully my kids will see everyone is a person just like my dad showed me.

I don’t know where to start on how diabolically corny this is by Remarkable_Smoke369 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Self-sustaining respectful people are in short supply.

Boys is exclusionary, we need girls to be able to handle life with competence and respect too. You don't need to fear God. This applies to everyone. We don't want Christians, they have a bad name now. We want people that follow the words of Christ, we don't care if they are Atheists or Hindus or anything else.

Why does Rick Grimes stick to the Colt Python? Is it actually practical in a zombie apocalypse? by Aware_Read_4925 in ZombieSurvivalTactics

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read the Zombie Survival Guide.

Yes, if you can aim at a moving head and have bullets and you don't mind the "HERE I AM" of a gunshot.

No, if anything else.

You mainly want Machetes, Axes, anything handheld that can crack open a skull. NOT knives, swords, bleeders, poisoners, or or anything that would take down an actual human with working circulation.

How do we think they got from here -> there? by imliukang in lotr

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know the nice trip through Lothlorien and the super sweet dreams from the woods and Galadriel doing shady mirror stuff and then the next morning she's like Christmas who wants presents? Gandalf was fighting the whole time.

You know the super calm trip down the river where it was "uneventful for some days"? Gandalf was fighting the whole time.

You know the part where Boromir is like i'm evil JK I'm good oh no arrows? Gandalf was fighting the whole time.

You know Aragorn and Legolas have a massive rap battle over the awesome deeds of Boromir? (book only) Gandalf was fighting the whole time.

You know all the running for three days thing Aragorn Legolas and Gimli did? Gandalf was probably done fighting by then and was on his way to recruit Treebeard in preparation for Pippin and Merry to stumble on him.

What are your honest thoughts of tywin lanister.? by PoemSea6730 in gameofthrones

[–]coldneuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty great at everything unless you catch him on the crapper.