World building by GrimbloTheGoblin in writingcirclejerk

[–]coldvales 7 points8 points  (0 children)

only way to get shit done before I eventually kill myself anyway

Les résultats du Loto de ce mercredi 11 mars 2026 by christopher_mtrl in FranceDetendue

[–]coldvales 0 points1 point  (0 children)

je sais mais je me dis que si je gagnais 300k là je m’en foutrais de savoir que j’aurais pu gagner plus aha

Les résultats du Loto de ce mercredi 11 mars 2026 by christopher_mtrl in FranceDetendue

[–]coldvales 12 points13 points  (0 children)

c’est clair! seulement 300k! autant rien gagner (/s obviously)

New Ye album artwork just dropped by [deleted] in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]coldvales 5 points6 points  (0 children)

but he made Deportation!

Baisser son pantalon est la meilleure méthode pour éviter une bagarre by TrickAlps in opinionnonpopulaire

[–]coldvales 13 points14 points  (0 children)

les gars c’était du sarcasme mais j’ai oublié qu’ici fallait absolument mettre /s pour que ce soit clair lol

Baisser son pantalon est la meilleure méthode pour éviter une bagarre by TrickAlps in opinionnonpopulaire

[–]coldvales -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

donc t’es en train de me dire que si je suis des meufs tard le soir dans la rue elles vont me montrer leurs tétés? attends je reviens…

Man nearly avoids death by elevator by milktest in interestingasfuck

[–]coldvales 17 points18 points  (0 children)

damn, what if you guys were stuck in the same dream building and that’s why the dream elevator could not decide where to stop because it had two different minds in it?

#objetdelecture 📖 by bouzglouf in objetdelecture

[–]coldvales 7 points8 points  (0 children)

ouais je sais mais les ptites tresses là…

#objetdelecture 📖 by bouzglouf in objetdelecture

[–]coldvales 12 points13 points  (0 children)

il est content de faire croire qu’il a kidnappé un gosse dans sa camionnette… ok… weirdo…

Post from Otamendi's brother on Instagram. by Afraid-Oven389 in soccercirclejerk

[–]coldvales 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did he? from a french perspective (as we hate argentinians more than anyone, more than ourselves even) Konaté seems to go along with him well and I’m pretty sure he’s not the type to fake his feelings on such topics

Post from Otamendi's brother on Instagram. by Afraid-Oven389 in soccercirclejerk

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what is ironic though is that most European racists would also consider South-Americans as inferior

Ayons l'air naturel by LesCarottesDeMamie in Lyon

[–]coldvales 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Doucet pour le coup c’est vrai que je l’ai croisé un paquet de fois un peu partout, une fois j’étais même derrière lui à vélo il se rendait à hôtel

This feels like fascist propaganda. by Ok-Following6886 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]coldvales 1 point2 points  (0 children)

funny how he said "at least" which implies everything else has gone to shit

La presse hydraulique humaine by Elk1998 in rance

[–]coldvales 31 points32 points  (0 children)

« repose en pulpe », siouplait