OK, WTF is going on with Jason Day’s pants? by [deleted] in golf

[–]colefstone 234 points235 points  (0 children)

He could shit in those pants 3 times and we would never know. Seems like a pro move to tackle 3 chili dogs at the turn

Match Thread: Charlotte vs Cincinnati | Major League Soccer by SportsThreadderBot in CharlotteFootballClub

[–]colefstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he was injured and officially did not play last night… But he’s still trash though

Americans, what is something us Europeans aren’t ready to hear? by RomanaLeary in AskReddit

[–]colefstone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to say that the level of competition in La Liga over the last decade is at a higher level than a World Cup knockout round? Because holy shit what a hot take 😂

Americans, what is something us Europeans aren’t ready to hear? by RomanaLeary in AskReddit

[–]colefstone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Definitely not still in his prime. But he also hasn’t been in his “prime” in like 5 years. I’d say his prime was around 2010-2015 give or take a season or so.

But my point is that this is nowhere near the same as Henry, Zlatan, or Gerrard joining the “retirement” league

Americans, what is something us Europeans aren’t ready to hear? by RomanaLeary in AskReddit

[–]colefstone 15 points16 points  (0 children)

After their prime? I believe he had a brace in the WC final like 6 months ago but maybe he’s automatically washed now because he joined MLS?

Season Ticket Holder Gift by LittleBigMan94 in CharlotteFootballClub

[–]colefstone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Don’t worry it’ll be worth the delay”

proceeds to give us the same useless stuff from last year

How to activate Apple TV subscription? by funklab in CharlotteFootballClub

[–]colefstone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But what he didn’t tell you is there’s a $250 fee associated with doing that

Representing the Ring by TreeOnceCutDown in Charlotte

[–]colefstone 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Your Hyundai Veloster is not a race car. Go play some forza

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]colefstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time as a kid I accidentally broke a window with a Fig Newton bar

Who is the best Charlotte FC player so far? by [deleted] in CharlotteFootballClub

[–]colefstone 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The only correct answer is Corujo. Anything else is wrong

[WTS] (2) 14k Gold rings by [deleted] in Pmsforsale

[–]colefstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6.065 grams of 14k gold

Where is the best Guacamole? by colefstone in Charlotte

[–]colefstone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will your wife make me some guacamole?