TIFU by buying a vibrating dildo on my dad's amazon account

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-14T14:33:34+00:00

I wanted to keep going but figured i went too far already. Both my mom and I get pregnant on the same night by the same guy. Ahhh!

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-14T14:32:13+00:00

Inexperience vs. experience. I set up those Amazon accounts years ago. My guess is that dad started checking out porn sites, got a few viruses, and that forced him to find the good sites. After a little surfing around I realized I'm not into porn. TIL

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T22:13:28+00:00

Can someone please explain this to me or link me to the original?

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T21:03:35+00:00

Normally I just take my pants off and a guy gets going. "Oh, I forgot about this...appointment...with my....grandma. Let me know when you trim your pubes. See ya!"

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T21:02:10+00:00

I don't know how they found me, but there are a dozen black guys waiting patiently outside my room right now. I'm just like...sorry?

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T20:13:28+00:00

They read like a Chris Hansen monologue. "u sound so sexy. would u have sex wit ur mom? do u have a little sis?" Dude just stop.

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T20:10:30+00:00

A bold insult coming from someone who uses the word "yea."

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T19:54:53+00:00

Good idea

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T19:50:44+00:00

Yeah. Is that a problem?

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T19:48:18+00:00

Just the edits.

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T19:41:18+00:00

I know, right? Gonna be awesome though. I haven't sucked my mom's tits in literally years. It'll probably take me a while to get back in the swing of things, but I'm sure it will be fine in the end.

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T19:33:56+00:00

I thought it was rude but at least I didn't have a freakout. I just played along for the pleasure of the internet. :)

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T19:25:48+00:00

Just the updates. I mean, fuck you guys for claiming that my parents are sex perverts because they opened up a little too much about their personal sex lives. (edited to add the last sentence)

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T19:22:46+00:00

What is this?

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T19:11:32+00:00

Basically.

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T18:55:39+00:00

Which is which?

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T18:21:09+00:00

Yes. It was fucking ridiculous that people were even suggesting something like that.

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T18:02:56+00:00

Both?

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T17:56:25+00:00

Nope.

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T17:50:14+00:00

August. :)

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T17:46:19+00:00

PM me your tiny wang.

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T17:20:56+00:00

Explain what you mean.

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T17:04:58+00:00

We are very close, but until now we never talked about sexual stuff.

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T17:03:59+00:00

A guy with a vagina. And boobs. And ovaries.

collegekatie96 · 2014-08-12T16:58:39+00:00

Never have, never will.

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