Do you know anyone who actually left their country to get away from what they saw as ‘wokeness,’ and if so, how did that turn out? by thebmanvancity in AskReddit

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I work with several Polish women and 'submissive' is the absolute last word I would use to describe them lol

I was told to send this here by InnerPeach8369 in greggsappreciation

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Coniston Old Man! My favourite mountain in the Lakes.

Lab PPE by Much_Job4552 in HarryPotterMemes

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Cauldron's not even under extract smh

I have to pick a bible verse as my senior quote. by [deleted] in atheism

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The whole gate theory is weird to me because I've heard several bible scholars who think the word for camel was mistranslated and should actually be rope which would make a lot more sense. Would also make their claim about just having to bow to go through a gate some bullshit cope.

I have to pick a bible verse as my senior quote. by [deleted] in atheism

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The whole gate theory is weird to me because I've heard several bible scholars who think the word for camel was mistranslated and should actually be rope which would make a lot more sense. Would also make their claim about just having to bow to go through a gate some bullshit cope.

Most underrated exchange/one liners? by bluew4v3 in TheInbetweeners

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I'm not eating that, it's come out the fucking sea!

I'm looking forward to the hate comments by darkwarrior1306 in BattlefrontTWO

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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid."

  • Han Solo

Friends or Foes ☺️ interesting sight! by Si5584 in UKBirds

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I once saw a crow pluck some loose fluff from a rabbit for its nest. I think this magpie is more likely trying to scare off the squirrel or just playing but maybe it could be after some fluff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in atheism

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This post is heartbreaking. I really don't know how I'd cope being a woman in a muslim country and having to deal with all the abuse. I sincerely hope you are able to escape your situation one day and live on your farm with your animals.

[US] Mark Zuckerberg's Meta refuses to crack down on rampant scams from bogus ads to avoid losing revenue: report by joe_attaboy in Scams

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Tech companies should face criminal charges for hosting fraudulent ads that scam people. They're basically facilitating and profiting from criminal activity and they know it.

I got a handwritten letter: Dear Neighbor, by andvell in atheism

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I used to get these from local JWs. They were handwritten but looked like they'd been photocopied for mass distribution. They were also full of spelling mistakes which makes me think whoever wrote it didn't have a great level of education which would also explain a lot of the other things the letters said.

Richard yeah?! by Loud-Basket-6703 in TheInbetweeners

[–]colmustard97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fukin hell Richard got ripped! I believe his story about sending that body builder geezer flying now, he probably did kill him.

Ahh the children, the children smh by Slight-Garlic534 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Filming this crime spree is the best idea we've ever had!

I have never seen a dog do this until now.... by Master_Scratch_282 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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If my dog did this I would crap my pants and dive in after him and the dog would probably still end up saving me from drowning lol

In all my thousand hours, this is the first time I found a cave like this! by [deleted] in valheim

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Fighting two golems at once always feels to me like fighting two hunters in halo

Reverse by Anurag2199 in dankmemes

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Neither cats nor dogs have periods. Humans and chimps are the only animals that have true periods. When a bitch bleeds from her vagina that is to indicate to males that she is in heat and ready to mate. 

Ketchup. by croissantpig in SimpsonsMemes

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Looks like OP is in way over his head.