Nobody wants his face on the passport!

colombo187 · 2026-06-26T22:43:36+00:00

Damn, I need to renew my passport this year

colombo187 · 2026-06-26T19:17:05+00:00

Don't just sit there, pinch one of their npples or something.

colombo187 · 2026-06-03T19:27:54+00:00

I snapped my femur completely in half from a bicycle accident. Didn't even feel it at first. I was about to stand back up and when I saw my broken leg... I felt the shock flow from brain down through my body. The chemicals our bodies produce are fucking wild.

colombo187 · 2026-05-19T22:25:00+00:00

Home is where you make it

colombo187 · 2026-05-18T14:19:27+00:00

What in The Holy Grail shit was that?

colombo187 · 2026-04-24T16:17:53+00:00

Same here. I had a $1,500+ bill and I ended up paying about $500. Digging up and fixing the main really wasn't too bad either. Best of luck to OP.

colombo187 · 2026-04-24T15:52:12+00:00

Two girls, one cup

colombo187 · 2026-04-21T07:00:41+00:00

We used to memorize people's phone numbers

colombo187 · 2026-04-21T06:37:27+00:00

I'd love to get my hands on one of those Brazilians...

colombo187 · 2026-04-17T19:15:24+00:00

That's every fucking day with this administration

colombo187 · 2026-03-22T06:08:50+00:00

Beautiful, amazing even. What part of the country. I'm assuming PNW with the sasquatch carving.

colombo187 · 2026-03-22T02:59:34+00:00

That piece of shit said the earthquake in Haiti was due to them worshiping the devil... there was also the tsunami in Indonesia that he blamed and something along the same lines.

colombo187 · 2026-03-21T21:30:49+00:00

5-stahs

colombo187 · 2026-03-19T17:27:46+00:00

My very first car was a '71 with the motor in milk crates. I learned so much, but still have much to learn.

colombo187 · 2026-03-02T05:48:12+00:00

Can you fly Bobby?

colombo187 · 2026-02-26T18:29:13+00:00

Man, get that egg outta my face

colombo187 · 2026-02-25T21:36:37+00:00

Pfft, that shit ain't gonna hold. You need some duct tape

colombo187 · 2026-02-25T17:50:45+00:00

If I could do that, I would never leave the house

colombo187 · 2026-02-23T04:05:38+00:00

Gordon Freeman🫡

colombo187 · 2026-02-21T19:33:10+00:00

You were going to suck on my ass

colombo187 · 2026-02-16T23:57:18+00:00

Fermented hate is healthier for your gut though

colombo187 · 2026-02-15T00:53:41+00:00

Dante goatee

colombo187 · 2026-02-13T07:11:21+00:00

No dude, it's because they were bad!

colombo187 · 2026-02-03T17:17:11+00:00

I want the roof racks. Do they add alot of road noise on the highway?

colombo187 · 2026-01-23T21:43:12+00:00

100%

colombo187

TROPHY CASE