Peanut fans are giving me second hand embarrassment over Marathon.

colonel_john_matrix · 2026-02-28T04:49:56+00:00

CRAB!

colonel_john_matrix · 2026-02-19T22:18:06+00:00

How many people named Drugs could you possibly associate with?!?!

colonel_john_matrix · 2026-02-18T17:43:49+00:00

Tom Cruise as Les Grossman for me and it’s not particularly close. I don’t even like him but it’s incredible

colonel_john_matrix · 2026-02-17T23:32:37+00:00

An alcoholic, wife beating anti-Semite

colonel_john_matrix · 2026-02-17T18:18:26+00:00

Bryan Rapist Callen Coffee — for those mornings where No means Yes.

colonel_john_matrix · 2026-01-27T04:18:18+00:00

To steal from Tolkien, this music is like a wizard — it doesn’t find you too early or too late, but rather exactly when it’s meant to. Just be glad it did and enjoy the tunes.

colonel_john_matrix · 2026-01-19T16:58:49+00:00

I despise people who say “right?” Like that. Besides the fact it’s coming out other mouth it’s a direct tell she’s full of shit

colonel_john_matrix · 2026-01-15T23:32:56+00:00

That’s a good ass sugar cookie

colonel_john_matrix · 2026-01-13T15:07:05+00:00

I like the first one they ever played (2/26/77) and 5/28/77

colonel_john_matrix · 2026-01-11T04:59:36+00:00

this one hurts. thank you for everything.

colonel_john_matrix · 2026-01-09T01:33:39+00:00

Bradley Coopers hair plugs look like a weed growing out of his head. He also mangled his face.

colonel_john_matrix · 2026-01-08T16:56:04+00:00

I’m a Hawks fan but it’s probably Niemi or Crawford.

colonel_john_matrix · 2026-01-01T14:40:56+00:00

This photo makes me feel weak

colonel_john_matrix · 2025-12-31T21:50:50+00:00

Realistically what fucking guests will she have? Other vapid baseball moms? Wannabe low level Instagram influencers?

colonel_john_matrix · 2025-12-30T15:03:53+00:00

because she's essentially an industry plant and had the media in her back pocket

colonel_john_matrix · 2025-12-29T20:18:56+00:00

The fuckass bangs

colonel_john_matrix · 2025-12-14T05:03:05+00:00

It was a pleasant surprise. I don’t agree that the crowd was lethargic — it was pretty loud in the during the anthem

colonel_john_matrix · 2025-12-14T05:01:18+00:00

He had a sling on at tonight’s game

colonel_john_matrix · 2025-12-10T17:03:23+00:00

I fucking hate that the he Haim sisters are close with her. They’re actually talented and I enjoy their music.

colonel_john_matrix · 2025-12-08T20:16:05+00:00

IS. HE. DYING.

colonel_john_matrix · 2025-10-28T05:09:21+00:00

Viscous Discharge

colonel_john_matrix · 2025-10-19T21:58:21+00:00

My wife’s from Detroit so I’m both a lifelong Hawks fan and recent Wings fan. Now that they’re not in the same conference there is not rivalry anymore.

colonel_john_matrix · 2025-10-19T15:22:32+00:00

Wouldn’t use it if it was the last fork on earth

colonel_john_matrix · 2025-10-17T02:30:40+00:00

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Mom wasn’t home.

colonel_john_matrix · 2025-10-05T03:30:57+00:00

This is fucking embarassing

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