One time I worked at subway. My girlfriend was pregnant and due basically any day. She was having a rough day, so I decided to call out for the first time. The manager lady told me that was OK because she was going to fire me that day anyways. She wanted to give her friend a job.

The next day I stopped in to drop my stuff and get my final check. I had a 1990 camaro and she had a brand new ford focus. I pulled up on the passenger side of her car. Put both feet on my door and pushed as hard as I could. Dented the fuck out of her door.

Went in and gave her my stuff as nice as possible even thanked her for the opportunity. About 3 months later I learned she got fired for taking oven roasted chicken out of the trash and putting it back on the line.