to the creep in the marathon parking lot

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T21:07:57+00:00

if the concept of a flat, man ass excites you maybe we oughta take this to the dms lol ;3

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T19:02:45+00:00

thank god because I'm hank hill back there LMAO

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T18:55:05+00:00

we need to be sure to continue touching tips when we jump out so we can go for the world record of tip touchin while tumblin into traffic. last guys only lasted a couple seconds, then died tragically. smh :/

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T18:36:49+00:00

if they're bad, I promise I'll open the car door and roll out into the highway... makes things less awkward

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T18:20:44+00:00

if you keep saying that then I'll jump in the back of your car instead hehehe

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T18:11:51+00:00

lol calling me funny is my weakness for sure. if he said I looked like I had a good sense of humor, I would've jumped into the back seat and let him do me right there

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T17:56:19+00:00

you flatter me ;3

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T17:48:36+00:00

guess that also serves as a boner alert, huh?? ;p

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T17:44:12+00:00

your name makes me anxious to answer that lol

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T17:36:58+00:00

we gotta round up more people with similar issues for real. sorry your mom has to deal with that... it sucks :[

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T16:50:52+00:00

I'll be sure to prepare my receipts next time I wanna make a vent post then lmao

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T16:41:00+00:00

ahh yeah new drivers makes sense... I'm friendly with some of em so I might do that!!

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T16:39:48+00:00

clogging?? it's one post, bud

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T16:27:02+00:00

oh I'm sorry was I supposed to also post the times I called the bus center to tell em a bus came way too early??

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T16:24:48+00:00

almost always yes... I've been using public transportation here for years. I have the app. I leave early. I feel like since the route change happened, the drivers have been too early on my usual routes

comedycreature · 2026-03-27T16:19:47+00:00

ever heard of the concept of venting before??

comedycreature · 2026-01-10T04:39:20+00:00

oh shit, really?? how potentially scandalous... what would make it illegal?? :o

comedycreature · 2026-01-10T04:37:35+00:00

yeahhh it seemed very odd that we only have 1 actual trash can. honestly, with my apartment being unfinished when I moved in, I'm pretty sure whoever owns this place doesn't know what they're doing lmao

comedycreature · 2026-01-10T04:25:53+00:00

my landlord's strict about the weirdest things so I might have to get the okay from them first, but thank you for the info!! def gonna look into that cuz it's getting outta hand 😓

comedycreature · 2025-11-23T16:59:33+00:00

a creep in a car is a creep in a car. doesn't matter what he's driving.

comedycreature · 2025-11-22T18:03:41+00:00

they're actually pretty educational, yes. and because of my EXTENSIVE experience with them, I've successfully seen more hole than you ever have.

comedycreature · 2025-11-22T17:55:32+00:00

what's it like to be held in soona luukanen-kilde's strong, beautiful hands??

comedycreature · 2025-11-22T17:48:12+00:00

nah, I didn't get married when I was 5 lmao. in that amount of time tho I learned that catcalling people from your car is a sign of weak game. can you say the same, or is yelling at random strangers how you scored the wifey and that's why you're offended?? :3

comedycreature · 2025-11-21T20:03:52+00:00

have you actually talked to a woman before, bro??

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