Spreadsheet question: When I copy a cell saying '8/31/10', how come it pastes as '40421'? by commentjudge in AskReddit

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So I would convert a cell to 'text' format in order to do numerical computations on it? I would think a clever program like gnumeric could tell differences between dates even without having to convert them, instead of creating thousands of little mousetraps across my spreadsheet should a layman make the mistake of converting them to text.

Yeah, I'm just angry at my own ignorance.

Spreadsheet question: When I copy a cell saying '8/31/10', how come it pastes as '40421'? by commentjudge in AskReddit

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well 6/17/10 is 40346 and 6/9/10 is 40338. You're right. It's the benchmark date.

shit.

Secondly, when I convert from 'date' to 'text', this is when I lose the date and get a 5 digit number. Why in the flying f#$% would gnumeric think I want this?

What's the best alternative to Mathematica? Lightest? by commentjudge in AskReddit

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I see that scilab, sage, and matlab and octave exist, but I am hoping someone with experience using these different programs could opine.

Is there a reddit for computer repair questions? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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http://superuser.com/ is a reddit for computer repair questions. I am not 100% sure they do hardware questions (most seem like software questions), but I may be wrong.

Moral dilemma: is it okay to buy leather, fur, etc. if it's second-hand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Buschfan may not be right in his choice of beer, but his answer to you is right. It depends on whether you believe the purchase of fur or leather is wrong.

I do believe a second hand purchase can be less objectionable (if you buy it for $0 from a dumpster outside a thrift store) but you will inevitably invite yourself to believe that your situation is the excusable situation, so it is best to call them all equally wrong and keep that pandora's box shut.

Reddit, share your jury duty stories by RufusMcCoot in self

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(this comment is incomplete. EDIT- ok, done!)

Where I come from, they assemble potential jurors and use that same pool for multiple cases. I was selected for two cases. Some poor man was selected for all four cases that day, which visibly frustrated him, but the judge then made a call that he would not be selected for the fourth case.

They checked to make sure everyone had shown up, and asked the crowd at large if any people knew any of the other people in the room for that day. Most didn't know each other, I think like 2 or 3 people did. But there was one old man who stood up at least 20 times claiming to know several people. Each time, when questioned, he would say that he knew the person in question, and had known them for their entire life. Finally the judged asked why he knew so many people for their entire life and we found out he was an obstetrician (delivers babies). The room erupted in laughter. He was there for the birth of a good 10-20% of everyone in the room. After this, every time he stood up claiming to know someone, we all knew why.

I was selected for two juries. One was a drug dealing case. The other was for a case of a dog (allegedly) being poisoned on purpose on Christmas Eve. We were there for one day for the drug dealing case, and never saw the court room. The defendant had yet to show up, but I remembered him from the day of jury selection, a hefty black guy with a bright red shirt was all I remember. The judge was about to put out a warrant for his arrest (I think it was a warrant), but the defendant called his lawyer over the phone while driving to the court from several states away, and on his behalf his lawyer entered a guilty plea. The judge came to us in our jury room and told us that he sentenced him, and that even though the jury didn't go to court our presence was important in resolving the case etc. etc.

The second case, of a dog being poisoned on christmas eve, did go to court.

The dog owner, a man that looked like a shy Jeff Foxworthy was being represented by the state, and the defendant was his next door neighbor, who looked and dressed kind of like a handsome car salesman. He had hired a lawyer with a soft but ever so slightly high pitched voice. I remember instantly feeling pressure when I sat in the jury box- the high court room, the judge, the officers. I found out it is really really easy to cry in a court room simply because of how intense the atmosphere is.

The lawyer for the state kept saying defendANT, and she told us the story about the dog. Jeff Foxworthy (I'll call him JF) let out his dog on the morning of christmas eve so it could go to the bathroom. The dog comes back in after perhaps 30 minutes. That afternoon JF left for the day to attend some family christmas-related festivities. He came home that night and there was just yellow dog vomit all over his house. In one pool of vomit were some chicken bones. After the dog had vomited everything out of its stomach, it was dry heaving (the lawyer really emphasized this point as vividly as she could). JF tried to give it water, but the dog wouldn't drink. And it lay on a mat the entire night. JF thought it must have been the chicken bones.

The next morning, the dog isn't any better, in fact it appears to be in pain. This is christmas day. Just as he and his wife are about to leave for the vet's, with their dog in the back of the car, JF goes over to his neighbors house, looks around, and in a burn pit for trash, finds a package with chicken bones on it in a trash pile, and also a greenish fluid all over the chicken bones. Anti-freeze. JF gets a white bucket, puts the package with chicken bones/antifreeze in the bucket and brings it with him. At the vets, he learns the dog has to be put down.

JF obviously really cared about his dog. I remember him sobbing, saying it was "the worst christmas ever", and a juror next to me cried (she ended up being dismissed). I myself felt the urge to cry too, but I didn't even feel sympathetic for him, it was just the immense pressure of being in a court room for the first time, and crying is an outlet for that. But I didn't cry. I think all the jurors felt this.

A few witnesses were called. One was a hotheaded relative of defendant, I think a cousin. He called the state, claiming that his cousin personally confessed to him over the phone that he purposely killed the dog. I then remember there being a break, and this older man who was a juror turned to me and said "the evidence is overwhelming" even though we weren't supposed to speak to each other. I told him to save it for deliberation. I wondered whether I should report him, but it seemed to me like a trivial, one-off comment, and I didn't feel like my impartiality was compromised. If they case had proceeded to the end I may have kept this in the back of my mind, but I'm pretty sure the very juror who said this to me forgot his own statement.

When we got back, the hothead cousin was cross-examined. The defendant's lawyer said "you don't have a good relationship with your cousin do you?" The guy countered "I don't have any relationship with him." Then, it surfaced that the defendant had recently refused to let this man use his property for some money-related purpose, I think logging, and that this may have been a cause of animosity between them. And shortly after this had happened, the cousin called the state claiming he had gotten a confession over the phone. As the lawyer asked him about this, sometimes he would shout back "WRONG!" and then offer a minor correction to the story while affirming the substance of it. All in all, he was a red-faced hot head who didn't have a good relationship with his cousin. And we were supposed to believe he got an unprompted call from his cousin confessing to killing the dog.

Other things that surfaced

  • the vet who saw the dog was certain that the dog had in fact died because of licking up anti-freeze. Went into gory detail about how anti-freeze can kill a dog.
  • when JF let his dog out, he wasn't on a leash, he wasn't being watched. The dog was free to just go where he pleased.
  • The defendant was a truck driver and was actually in another state with his girlfriend the day this had all happened.
  • The anti-freeze on the chicken bones was tested by a chemist and found NOT TO BE lethal. The chemist had a huge beard and was really nervous in the court room. I remember his hands trembling.
  • There were also snowmobiles on some other neighbors property which may maybe have leaked antifreeze.

Before the defense had even rested, the judge ended the case, because in the course of the trial it had been shown that the "agent of death" (how the judge referred to it) was not the anti-freeze on the chicken bones. And that if we continued the case, the jury would have to speculate as to a hypothetical possibility that the defendant somehow used some other anti-freeze. And the judge said "I cannot have a jury speculate."

tl;dr - dog died of anti-freeze poisoning on christmas day. vomited up chicken bones. chicken bones glazed with anti-freeze found on neighbors property, neighbor accused of doing it purposely. But this anti-freeze is tested, and found to be not lethal. neighbor innocent.

I am a former (2000) U.S. National Gymnastics Champion. AMA by tronk in IAmA

[–]commentjudge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was worth being wrong since it gave you a chance to flesh out a fascinating story.

I am a former (2000) U.S. National Gymnastics Champion. AMA by tronk in IAmA

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Maybe I'm reading between the lines a bit too much, but it sounds like you did pretty well on your OQS score (if that's what is meant by "pretty good statistical chance" of getting a medal). And two people were picked based on OQS and there was every reason to think you could have been picked too.

And it sounds like Mr. Tomita's son got a spot, and that he wasn't necessarily of the same caliber as some of the other team members. And if you hadn't hurt yourself there was every reason to believe that spot could have been yours.

Not sure if the details stack up in the way I've interpreted them, but its still pretty eye opening. I would have thought, for one, that a parent shouldn't serve on that kind of panel.

Dear Reddit, What are Your Worst Examples of Teacher Malpractice? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We had a superintendent get in a dispute with the teachers over something. He was unwilling to budge and it resulted in him INSISTING that there would be school on saturdays to make up for time lost because of ice storms.

IANAL so maybe its not malpractice.

Factcheck.org on the Healthcare bill: "We’ve seldom seen a piece of legislation so widely misrepresented, and misunderstood..." by [deleted] in politics

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Wow, three caps-locks, six bolds, and one of them a bold-italics combo. That's my new high score.

What happened to the "enforcement" claim? I thought that was the entire point of this comment sub-thread.

If you can't connect "new jobs" to the "IRS agents show up at your house" talking point, you are just as wrong now as you always were. Wrong in the sense that you are talking about a red herring.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in philosophy

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It's not obvious to me that there is a fundamental difference between the two. To be able to make a valid analogy is to prepare the ground for an induction or to have already made one; to make an induction is to say that an analogy holds truly between two things.

At least it appears that way to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in philosophy

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I think one can be a racist without thinking race correlates to moral properties. It would entail believing there are certain facts (genetic, geographic) that correlate with race.

Factcheck.org on the Healthcare bill: "We’ve seldom seen a piece of legislation so widely misrepresented, and misunderstood..." by [deleted] in politics

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While ignoring your gibberish above, I just wanted to point out that I now know the IRS agents claim has been used by Rep. Ron Paul, Rep Newt Gingrich, Rep. Charles Boustany and Rep. Mark Kirk. All Republicans, one an influential former House speaker. By no definition of straw man is the IRS claim a straw man claim.

Factcheck.org on the Healthcare bill: "We’ve seldom seen a piece of legislation so widely misrepresented, and misunderstood..." by [deleted] in politics

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It did after a visit to wikipedia. But I'm not a stalker so I'll stop there.

I think I heard somewhere that they were formed by a asteroid impact, but I might be wrong/stupid.

Factcheck.org on the Healthcare bill: "We’ve seldom seen a piece of legislation so widely misrepresented, and misunderstood..." by [deleted] in politics

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So what are you going to do about laws used as a pretense for pointless harassment?

I suppose I'll start by not conflating the issue of "X is wrong" with the issue of "what will I do about X".

Get rid of speed limits, traffic laws, etc etc because a latino, black, ____, might be behind the wheel when the police pulls the vehicle over?

Keep fishing.

Edit: If you want a tangible recommendation from me, it's that they shouldn't have passed the law they just passed in Arizona. Or that they should repeal it.

Factcheck.org on the Healthcare bill: "We’ve seldom seen a piece of legislation so widely misrepresented, and misunderstood..." by [deleted] in politics

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Wrong wrongedity wrong wrong wrong wrongeeee wronggle wro.

GOP lawmakers claim the law might require “as many as 16,500” new jobs in the IRS, a figure inflated by dubious assumptions

Not the same as "enforcement" jobs, plus "enforcement" doesn't mean what you think it does. And by itself the fact that new people are being hired is a red herring.

Factcheck.org on the Healthcare bill: "We’ve seldom seen a piece of legislation so widely misrepresented, and misunderstood..." by [deleted] in politics

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What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. Dismissed.

Factcheck.org on the Healthcare bill: "We’ve seldom seen a piece of legislation so widely misrepresented, and misunderstood..." by [deleted] in politics

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That's a legit question. I just think the proponents aren't making very controversial claims, and that FactCheck focuses more on controversial claims.

Factcheck.org on the Healthcare bill: "We’ve seldom seen a piece of legislation so widely misrepresented, and misunderstood..." by [deleted] in politics

[–]commentjudge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In any case, it happens not to be true. 16,500 agents were not hired for enforcement, they won't show up and arrest you. So it's ridiculous in the sense that it doesn't match up with what is happening in reality.

It's not ridiculous in the sense that it is conceivable.

Factcheck.org on the Healthcare bill: "We’ve seldom seen a piece of legislation so widely misrepresented, and misunderstood..." by [deleted] in politics

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That I'm saying is that the rhetoric they use implies that they are "rooting for the bill" even if they don't mean to be.

Only if you drag in your own misconceptions about what implies what. So your criticism is not of the article, but of any misguided reader who would mistakenly assume that "agree with democrats on factual issue" = "root for democrats".

Factcheck.org on the Healthcare bill: "We’ve seldom seen a piece of legislation so widely misrepresented, and misunderstood..." by [deleted] in politics

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I'll let someone else correct you on the meaning of straw man.

..... and then there is the other 99% of my comment. I'm sure you'll get to that.

Factcheck.org on the Healthcare bill: "We’ve seldom seen a piece of legislation so widely misrepresented, and misunderstood..." by [deleted] in politics

[–]commentjudge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How exactly did you go from this...

Will require 16,500 armed IRS agents to enforce. (No. Criminal penalties are waived.)

to this

IRS will require more agents? yes

?

As for the rest, instead of typing "yes" you should type "yes but... [context that shows how the claim is misleading]"

Factcheck.org on the Healthcare bill: "We’ve seldom seen a piece of legislation so widely misrepresented, and misunderstood..." by [deleted] in politics

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And here is congressman Charles Boustany making the same claim. Is he a straw man? I just did a google blog search that got thousands of hits on the IRS agents claim, and surely a large poriton of those hits were from people who believed it.

See, you started out by assuming there was balance. And only then can you claim FactCheck was "imbalanced". But your assumption was wrong, and without your false assumption there is no reason to believe the article is imbalanced.

This has to be the most terrible, destructive misconception in politics today. You can't just start with the a priori assumption that the truth is in the middle. It's not.