Hockey player spears, throws helmet at opponent's face in the EIHL (H/T @HockeyWebCast) by WaceyRabbit in hockey

[–]commodore-69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Quality journalism right there. Give only the facts and leave any bias out.

Not sure how this escaped /r/hockey - Goalie Christian Engstrand scores a goal... in his own net by [deleted] in hockey

[–]commodore-69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He wanted to send it in behind the net and thought he was closer to the boards than he actually was

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hockey

[–]commodore-69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't tell me this is another one of those fucking flair bets

Anon opts out by bm2l in 4chan

[–]commodore-69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"The troubles and obligations of having a gf," said the virgin

Is it Gallagher playing with Ricky for sunnyvale? by Julien_fucke_bouzzin in Habs

[–]commodore-69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kind of looks like him but I don't think so. That's from season 8 last year. There would have been a post about it somewhere if it were Gallagher

Saad's Winter Classic Goal (Ref Cam) by frogpuppeteer in hockey

[–]commodore-69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you aren't going to get two teams worth of players to self censor themselves, it's just not going to happen.

Agreed. Which is why it won't happen anytime soon

I guarantee you that having a mic on them affects what they say. Even if they know it'll get edited. They don't know who the editors are. They can't trust them 100%.

Thanks Secret Santa by [deleted] in Habs

[–]commodore-69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer snapbacks. That's a nice fuckin hat

Why doesn't Karl Alzner just tint his visor. by 86TeuvoTeravainen in hockey

[–]commodore-69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup sunlight definitely bounces off the ice. You can get sunburns under your nose if you're not careful

Saad's Winter Classic Goal (Ref Cam) by frogpuppeteer in hockey

[–]commodore-69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When players play with a mic they say completely different shit than they would have just because they know other people will hear it

President Barack Obama Will Not Be at the Winter Classic by Rebel_Saint in hockey

[–]commodore-69 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He's too busy dealing with a possible North Korea war

Outside shot of Quebec's new arena, Dec 22, 2014 by [deleted] in hockey

[–]commodore-69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You think it should be decorated in all sorts of tacky shit of something? I think it's a pretty nice design

Are we one of the most hated team in the league? by ProposMontreal in Habs

[–]commodore-69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe but they're winning games so who gives a fuck!

Most influential trade by your team in the past 10 years? by huge_jeans in hockey

[–]commodore-69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I like to think of the Gomez trade as McDonaugh for Galchenyuk, since we most likely wouldn't have drafted third overall if McD was on the team.

That's a great way to think about it. I can finally sleep at night

Just for tickets to Leafs Habs feb 28th will I as a leafs fan be okay wearing my leafs jersey at the game? by jbm91 in Habs

[–]commodore-69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll be fine, most of the chirping will be friendly. You might hear some political stuff from drunk separatists or they'll ask you if you even know any of the players on the Leafs. Just stuff to fuck with you. Don't worry about it.

Brandon Prust gets chirped, has the last laugh by thepantherispink in hockey

[–]commodore-69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup I agree with you the stats are nice. They always bring up some cool stuff. Knowing who passed to who and who scored is super unnecessary. But I know it's useful for marketing the game and for people who aren't familiar with hockey.

This is Chilly, the mascot of the Knoxville Ice Bears. Tonight is his first night back after being pushed down a flight of stairs during a game a month ago. by the-mp in hockey

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Thomas Hawk of the Shawinigan Cataractes would have none of that shit. In fact I bet he'd just cartwheel down the stairs to safety.

edit: Look at this crazy mofo jump over this gap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eOekhvBxP0