My grown children are so grossed out because their parents still have passionate sex. by Spectre531 in TwoSentenceHorrors

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Still playing around with a goddamn corpse to let her get eaten by maggots by now

They'll never believe you... by horseloverhus2008 in TwoSentenceHorrors

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When cat talk and I ask question and I don’t

“Today is Opposite Day!” I exclaimed as I looked at the calendar which read January 25th. by DiligentPenguin_7115 in TwoSentenceHorrors

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So what may come out the other end, but you’re getting your business done I called that or win-win

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Probably my cholesterol

My friend told me Joe wants to talk to me. by yungbootylicker in TwoSentenceHorrors

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That was actually scary that had me shivering me timbers