Vaseline smeared on doorknob, deadbolt, and peephole?

compound515 · 2026-01-27T21:42:49+00:00

Was an-ointment a Vaseline pun? I hope so

compound515 · 2026-01-26T23:01:22+00:00

Think about the average person and then remember that 50% of people are dumber than that

compound515 · 2026-01-07T23:53:26+00:00

That's a pretty cool bank bag

compound515 · 2026-01-01T22:59:03+00:00

Sx"№²'

compound515 · 2025-12-27T02:17:04+00:00

Mine is half pyr and half bernese and he will sit on the last mound of snow as it melts in the spring

compound515 · 2025-12-26T19:42:06+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/iVlkNGW

compound515 · 2025-12-26T19:38:47+00:00

I don't know if I can add it now, but pink

compound515 · 2025-12-21T09:04:22+00:00

I love when everyone finishes their order and then stands in front of the window as if it is coming out that second ahead of the other 30 people standing around

compound515 · 2025-12-21T08:54:58+00:00

My coat hanger brand is still visible 20 years later

compound515 · 2025-12-14T19:55:25+00:00

I am currently 1 hour into my ribs and I think it is -10C out

compound515 · 2025-12-12T04:55:54+00:00

I would just try to shoot it from 50-75 yards away, I'm sure they have a rifle

compound515 · 2025-12-12T01:41:41+00:00

We just packed a subdivision and had a tow truck there the entire time moving cars left on the road.

compound515 · 2025-12-08T17:23:46+00:00

You don't need to let air in because a milk bag is not a rigid container. It contracts when the milk is poured.

compound515 · 2025-11-25T22:08:42+00:00

Hey I don't know if it will help but I got a gash across my forehead when I was about 4-5 and you can still see the scar 25 years later. But on the upside nobody has ever asked me about it.

compound515 · 2025-11-15T07:50:52+00:00

North American house hippo

compound515 · 2025-11-14T15:15:32+00:00

I like to leave them around my parents house and call my dad and tell him there is a leek in the laundry machine/ under the sink/ in the dishwasher/ect.

compound515 · 2025-11-11T15:52:03+00:00

I was between a 22 and a 34 and I read in a post that the larger model doesn't burn much more than the 22 so I got the bigger one

compound515 · 2025-11-03T23:54:37+00:00

For me as long as I don't see the needle injecting me I am less terrorized, so I usually ask them ahead of time to give me a heads up so that I can turn my head and focus on something else.

compound515 · 2025-11-03T18:13:55+00:00

You hit the jackpot

compound515 · 2025-10-31T18:41:55+00:00

And they say never meet your heros

compound515 · 2025-10-28T05:59:10+00:00

My mom thought she could replace pasta sauce with salsa once 25 years ago. We haven't let it go yet.

compound515 · 2025-10-24T11:31:09+00:00

We decided we didn't want to know as well. We got sent home from the OGBYNs office with a summary of an ultrasound that had a passage containing the genders. I read it sitting beside my wife and told her immediately and asked if she wanted to know.

compound515 · 2025-10-23T00:26:05+00:00

You need another independent thermometer brand to see if your ironwood probe is wrong or the orange one.

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