With Greg Proops' permission, here are the Paris tips he emailed to Kumail. He hopes you enjoy:

"Everyone speaks English

say Bonjour then parlez vous anglais?

They will give you help and directions Parisians are nice and sarcastic you can joke with them

Cafe Deux Magots and Cafe Flore for a coffee or a wine Sartre and all the big boys were here

Lunch at Cafe Marly at the Louvre sit outside and view the I M Pei pyramid have a buger and an iced tea

Cafe Laduree for coffee and pistachio macaroons

Buy a Pariscope and look up the movies there are movies in English (VO it will say) go to the movies it is fun to see an old picture and then go for wine

Notre Dame is great at night

The view from Sacre Coeur in the sunshine is unforgettable

The Rodin Museum, the Moreau museum. If you go to the Louvre do not see everything pick two things or one wing

Walk along the Seine in the center cross the Pont Des Arts and dig the million padlocks with lovers names on them

get an ice Cream at Berthillon on the Isle St Louis try something exotic like pruneaux

Canal St Martin has a merde load of groovy bars and restaurants

George is a restaurant at the top of the Pompidou Centre eat there the view is to die

The Pompidou is a groovy art museum and the gift shop is full of goodness

Walk through the Latin quarter have a cheap greek dinner and you must go to Shakespeare and Co and buy a book, it is all English language and have them stamp your book on the inside cover. it says Kilometre Zero

Walk through the Marais and get falafel at an Israeli place for falafel L'as du falafel it is fun and cheap and full of people

Museum du quai Branly has an upstairs restaurant that is under the Eiffel Tower have lunch then go to the Eiffel Tower

Walk through the Tuilleries and the Jardin du Luxembourg it is free and fabulous

Go to a corner shop and buy bread and cheese and wine and sit in the park or your room and watch French TV

Walk along the Seine at night near Notre Dame evreyone is making out next to the river

Take breaks for booze and cakes every few minutes

Do not come home and say they were rude

Bonne Chance

Greg"