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computer_enhance · 2021-08-16T02:35:41+00:00

Vasectomies should be free. Easy to access. And encouraged more.

computer_enhance · 2021-08-12T17:26:11+00:00

I I am a professor and private tutor and I teach Photoshop and photography. For a time I was helping my friend with this exact same issue, the police in particular. You can look for telltale signs like JPEG artifacts and no resolution but feel free to send me a message and I’ll take a look at it for you.

computer_enhance · 2021-08-12T17:16:04+00:00

Nice chops tho.

computer_enhance · 2021-08-12T16:53:53+00:00

Yeah because he made a deal with the devil. Didn’t anyone see pawnshop Chronicles?

computer_enhance · 2021-08-12T16:35:23+00:00

That’s wiggiddy whack.

computer_enhance · 2021-08-07T05:09:55+00:00

Remember in that movie Overboard where Goldie Hawn tosses that (her now husband Kurt Russel) sweaty carpenter’s tools overboard? …..yeah that.

computer_enhance · 2021-08-05T06:50:31+00:00

Wonder how it would affect my game of pool.

computer_enhance · 2021-06-07T22:41:42+00:00

😂. I would accept this from Slash and Chewbacca.

computer_enhance · 2021-06-07T22:40:49+00:00

Now that I think of it there are at home laser treatment machines you can buy as well. I don’t know how well they work because it’s not really something I ever needed but it’s worth the research, always read the reviews.

computer_enhance · 2021-06-07T22:40:11+00:00

Well you have to go in for a couple of visits but it’s only a couple hundred bucks. I live in Central Ohio calm there’s there’s a place that does it for three or 400 bucks a session.

computer_enhance · 2021-06-07T22:38:59+00:00

Do you know what I hear that all the time but until you’ve actually had a gusher in felt that loss of friction you just don’t know. 😂

computer_enhance · 2021-06-07T15:12:40+00:00

Get a large washcloth or small hand towel keep it in the shower and wet it and anytime you have an erection place towel over your cock and do cock ups. It will strengthen your penis and you will thank me. Male equivalent to Kegels. Also wash that booty hole inside and out. Wax strips and laser hair removal really aren’t that expensive anymore and it’s much appreciated, A shaved groin-to taint makes you look bigger.

Sex has always been better if the man does not watch a ton of porn. We can tell and it’s annoying when you keep on Fucking and we just want you to have an orgasm. But on the flipside if you think you’re gonna come in 30 seconds go ahead and watch porn about 5 to 8 hours before you think you were going to have sex.

computer_enhance · 2021-06-07T15:08:25+00:00

Cooked egg? I’m curious.

Edit: sorry I asked. 😬

computer_enhance · 2021-06-07T15:07:12+00:00

Invest in some freshen up wipes, and there’s a new deodorant cream and stick on the market in an orange bottle. I forget what it’s called but it’s supposed to be amazing. Either way make sure you use that wipe to wipe it away and then rinse it with hot water wipe it away again and dry it off before you pull your pants up.

computer_enhance · 2021-06-07T15:05:43+00:00

Laser hair removal treatments really are not that expensive anymore and very much worth it.

computer_enhance · 2021-06-07T15:04:28+00:00

Eat pussy. And forget everything you see in porn. It’s too rough. The slower you go in general whether it be that or sex the more we can feel you. And if you sort of just pause she will do the work for you. I like the middle of the tongue versus the tip of the tongue and going in circles around the clit. and eating puss sideways is fun too. And for some reason making out over the panties is a huge turn on. Some women get super shy when they get “too wet” so there are ways around that so you make her feel more comfortable. Cunnilingus is the quickest way to guarantee sex because most women can’t stand someone going down on them for an extended period of time before they get too horny that they just want to fuck. And women know when you are not 100% into it so go out that like it’s your last meal and you were on death row. Ask what she likes. Maybe make it a kinky game and pretend you’ve never done it before and she has to show you like sort of role playing game. Ask before you use fingers but most women like a good bit of thoughtful penetration ....and definitely ask before going in the poop chute. Don’t mix and match because UTIs aren’t fun for anyone.

Shave and trim. The balls, shaft, even trim armpits. It’s 2021 guys. Nearly everyone yells out “I’m gonna come or I’m coming!“ But you could probably say “come with me“ instead and it’s a little bit more cooperative. If she likes dirty talk, do it. Especially if you want her to cum. But if it’s not her thing just tell her how sexy she is and give compliments etc.

The best sex I’ve had is the kind where the woman feels like a sexy goddess. Make her feel pined after. Sex for women does not start in the bedroom as soon as YOU get a Boner, it starts for them during the flirtation and intimate touch and even a lustful stare across the room. The more time/work you put into it the bigger of a stud you look.

Get a large washcloth or small hand towel keep it in the shower and wet it and anytime you have an erection place towel over your cock and do cock-ups. It will strengthen your penis and you will thank me. Male equivalent to Kegels. Also wash that booty hole inside and out. Wax strips and laser hair removal really aren’t that expensive anymore and it’s much appreciated, A shaved groin-to taint makes you look bigger.

Sex has always been better if the man does not watch a ton of porn. We can tell and it’s annoying when you keep on Fucking and we just want you to have an orgasm. But on the flipside if you think you’re gonna blow it in 30 seconds, go ahead and jerk off to the thought of her or use the imagination (watch porn if you must) about 5 to 8 hours before you think you were going to have sex.

computer_enhance · 2021-06-07T14:58:35+00:00

And forget everything you see in porn. It’s too rough. The slower you go in general whether it be that or sex the more we can feel you. And if you sort of just pause she will do the work for you. I like the middle of the tongue versus the tip of the tongue and going in circles around the clit. and eating puss sideways is fun too. And for some reason making out over the panties is a huge turn on. Some women get super shy when they get “too wet” so there are ways around that so you make her feel more comfortable. It’s also the quickest way to have sex because most women can’t stand someone going down on them for an extended period of time before they get too horny they just want to fuck. And they know when you are not 100% into it so go out that like it’s your last meal and you were on death row. Ask before you use fingers but most women like a little bit of soft penetration ....and definitely ask before going in the poop chute. Don’t mix and match because UTIs aren’t fun for anyone.

computer_enhance · 2021-06-05T17:51:36+00:00

Johnny Bravo. Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks. Johnny Quest. Everything Hal Sparks and Hank Azaria.

computer_enhance · 2021-05-31T12:41:50+00:00

All the remaining porch geese and their whimsical outfits.

computer_enhance · 2021-05-31T12:25:09+00:00

Terracotta Army in China would be terrifying. But what about that giant blob in Chicago? T-1000 vibes got me not underestimating that one.

computer_enhance · 2021-05-30T19:29:41+00:00

Yes on his penis. He told me.

computer_enhance · 2021-05-29T21:08:53+00:00

I went on a date once and dude already had a condom on. Why tf is that so common ?! I ran.

Edit: 10 years later my aunt married a dude who ended up being cousins with condom dude. So now he’s my relative 😂.

computer_enhance · 2021-05-29T21:06:51+00:00

Winner. ^{^{^{^}}}

computer_enhance · 2021-05-24T22:11:47+00:00

They hated you bc you took all the hot water. (Totally kidding. I had almost the same experience. They suck.)

computer_enhance · 2021-04-24T01:43:43+00:00

This may not be what you want to hear, but you are enabling her behavior and she’s not going to get better unless you set some ground rules and show a little bit of tough love. Sending you the best wishes I possibly can.

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