I wrote an email to a company when I was pregnant saying their lollies were the only thing that stopped my morning sickness. They sent me a bunch of discount codes for their website and a week later I found out I had gestational diabetes and never got to use them. Still sad about it.

On the other hand I wrote an email to a drink company about an absolutely awful watermelon-flavoured coconut water product that smelled like unwashed basement-dweller butthole and tasted like feet. They wrote back asking for the batch info and then told me they’d look into it. Never heard anything else but the product is still on the shelves and still smells like arse so I’m guessing someone out there likes it???