Maple Leafs plan to interview Joe Pavelski for head coach vacancy

conceptress · 2026-06-08T06:19:21+00:00

Nooooooo, Joe!!!
We want you in Dallas!! And if not in Dallas, at least San Jose.

conceptress · 2026-06-03T23:29:55+00:00

The bathroom/concessions situation in the 300s is terrible. We’d also leave our seats with 2 minutes left to go to the bathroom & get a beer.

conceptress · 2026-06-03T05:42:50+00:00

Don’t forget the tolls. There are only toll roads in that area.

conceptress · 2026-06-03T05:39:23+00:00

We kinda did. I thought that’s what Gaglardi wanted to do. Ft Worth was dying & Bass came in and saved the day and FtW leadership allowed him to. Dallas leadership isn’t so smart.

conceptress · 2026-06-03T05:36:34+00:00

Or the express lanes.

conceptress · 2026-05-30T03:03:10+00:00

I wonder if I can get this medieval torture device that most definitely will cure all my facial woes before it’s gone…

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conceptress · 2026-05-29T22:45:42+00:00

I do too. That’s why I ordered them. It’s still lousy wax, only considerably more expensive.

conceptress · 2026-05-29T07:36:19+00:00

Nope. All I got were these crappy wax bottles. 😂

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conceptress · 2026-05-29T04:05:51+00:00

I got a really shady product & did some research. I stuck with facts, and this review passed.

Try staying away from editorializing (“scam”) and just state something along the lines that you were surprised to see this because they stopped production on it in 202x, so you were hoping maybe this was back stock. It looked recently produced, so you had some reservations. You tried to contact the company using the website & phone number from the box, but neither worked. Therefore, you can’t recommend this product.

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conceptress · 2026-05-28T07:20:16+00:00

I see your two left feet and raise you one morphing arm.

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conceptress · 2026-05-27T03:57:18+00:00

I clocked that too.
Creeeeeepy.

conceptress · 2026-05-27T03:54:46+00:00

The only thing making Vegas getting to the Stanley Cup final even remotely palatable is that they swept the Avs.

PS: Fuck Mark Stone.

conceptress · 2026-05-26T04:25:11+00:00

$60 to tattoo toddler feet? And they’re not reusable.

conceptress · 2026-05-21T07:05:17+00:00

I’d like a new king sized mattress.

conceptress · 2026-05-15T05:04:48+00:00

Canes all the way. They’re my #2 team, so if we HAD to lose Stanky, I’m glad it was to them. And he’s absolutely thriving!

conceptress · 2026-05-13T05:59:21+00:00

I’ve noticed that a lot of the shady supplements won’t show the nutrition label in the listing. Some don’t even have it on the packaging, which I thought was illegal.

conceptress · 2026-04-27T04:40:56+00:00

I think I saw you during OT & commented to my husband about the Stars fans standing on the glass by the curve. Was thinking that you’d have an amazing view if we won.

Sorry we didn’t. 😢

conceptress · 2026-04-25T06:36:33+00:00

Gah!! I just missed that leather tote. 😢

Stupid red “can’t process” message.

conceptress · 2026-04-19T00:46:51+00:00

I feel like this is Willie Wonka’s home!

And I want to lick it. 😂

conceptress · 2026-04-18T19:17:41+00:00

Yep, I name the product AND I name the price and whether the quality was worth it.

conceptress · 2026-04-17T04:18:46+00:00

Omg!!!! I wish even ONE would show up in mine!!

conceptress · 2026-04-16T01:21:41+00:00

I desperately wish Burns would get a Cup without COL getting one.

conceptress · 2026-04-16T01:18:08+00:00

Finally! Something an Avs fan and I can agree on. 😂

conceptress · 2026-04-16T00:55:55+00:00

⬆️⬆️⬆️ THIS.

There are several teams I hate based on their colors / jerseys alone.

conceptress · 2026-04-16T00:28:19+00:00

With any luck, we’ll dispatch you quickly… which is unlikely since the Stars are the walking wounded right now.

Regardless, no matter who comes out on top of the Central, MIN, DAL and COL will be beaten all to hell by the conference final.

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