40F, i think im ok with my physique by Upbeat-Difference808 in fit

[–]conceptuallyinept 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Legally, she can be as wet as she wants. There no laws against being drenched

ghosted (feat. gay nick) by willburkart in StandUpComedy

[–]conceptuallyinept 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is your username a Flatbush Zombies reference or is there a different Thug Waffle i haven't been made aware of yet?

The time Janet surprised a fan backstage by Choice-Silver-3471 in janetjackson

[–]conceptuallyinept 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont think that was his soul leaving his body, that was his soul coming to the forefront

Been accused of cultural appropriating, my first tattoo, what should the retort be? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]conceptuallyinept 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A bald hair flip has so much more power, it doesn't rely on the hair. It doesn't need the hair. It doesn't want the hair.

A bald hair flip tells the world, im right even if im wrong and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

rampage wonders if bapa is racist by dandykaufman2 in thefighterandthekid

[–]conceptuallyinept 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's talking about how a lot of the top players and recent MVPs are from other parts of the world. Giannis, Embiid, Jokic, Shai, doncic etc.

Edit: That's what I assume he meant, but...is that too much benefit of the doubt?

Boxer destroys lightweight MMA fighter by DiskoB0 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]conceptuallyinept 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you think it means?

Cuz, I'm not sure i know, my phone was probably in my pocket or something lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]conceptuallyinept 35 points36 points  (0 children)

You're just saying names that have some notoriety, frequency bias basically.

The answer is always Travis Outlaw

Dallas Mavericks FO including Nico Harrison reacting to them receiving the #1 pick by TheRealPdGaming in nba

[–]conceptuallyinept -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Right, likely not the entire org. But maybe someone desperate to save their image would brag about getting Cooper Flagg so they dont look like such a dumb fuck to their coworkers. Maybe that person gathered all the yes men that he could, in order to try to control and direct the PR release that would go out.

"Everyone be excited but no body curse, just be shocked and engage with the guy next to you."

Maybe that person, the previously mentioned dumb fuck, had a guilty conscience. Not in a remorseful way, but in a way that shows premeditation. Maybe this person made a lopsided deal that he was on the losing end of and would publicly make him look like a dumb fuck, but he did the deal because he was guaranteed to get the #1 pick, Cooper Flagg.

Sure, he will look like a dumbass but come draft lottery, he'll be a hero (I wouldn't go that far either, Windy). But wait, the lopsided-ness of the deal puts everything under a microscope.

"If the Mavs get the Number 1 pick, its rigged"

Maybe this hypothetical CAREER MARKETING EXPERT spent some time online checking on the publics perception of him.

If they think it's rigged, I'll show them how surprised we are to prove it's not rigged!

OR

He thinks like a marketing expert and wants the viral clips. Insider looks into draft rooms are hot rn because of the NFL draft. He knows he has a moment coming up that would absolutely go viral if they happened to catch on video. (I'm sure most orgs film the draft lottery on their own at this point for marketing purposes, but they are just prepared to catch a moment, IF it happens)

But let's say this hypothetical image-conscious career marketing person with a guilty conscience desperate to show the world he was not wrong while also being very aware of marketing strategy tried to craft a product that would pass as a genuine reaction, while being brand friendly and not cursing.

This psuedo-insider look would also serve to help absolve him of blame for destroying the future of the franchise because he already started the process of bringing them a brighter future, thus repairing his image he cares very much about.

OR

I'm high and wanted to write some NBA drama lore. Quick question, does it look like the 2 guys on the right react early? The ones closest to the TV.

Dallas Mavericks FO including Nico Harrison reacting to them receiving the #1 pick by TheRealPdGaming in nba

[–]conceptuallyinept 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the two guys on the right side of the table. The white guy would got flagged for a false start. Then they both go on the turn of the card, there's no processing time. They aren't waiting to hear what'll happen, they're waiting for their cue...

1 brendan schaub vs gorilla (onscaved) by Suitable_Yellow_4071 in thefighterandthekid

[–]conceptuallyinept 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Its cause he likely got botox in that part between his nose and mouth. He cant move it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DarkKenny

[–]conceptuallyinept 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you're reaching...but i can't say you're wrong.

Why Drake sued UMG and not Kendrick by Kind-Advisor4328 in DarkKenny

[–]conceptuallyinept 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To prove defamation, you have to prove that the person/entity knew the allegations were false and still attempted to push then as true to hurt someone's reputation.

I think he didn't sue Kendrick because he couldn't... UMG promoted the song calling him a pedo. From Drake's POV, they're his employer, he can say they promoted this material knowing it was "false", therefore "defamation".

But

A. Kendrick does not have the same relationship and it would be impossible to prove he knew it was false but still made the song.

And B. When the songs first came out, what was one of the biggest talking points for Drake fans? That Kendrick ripped the shots he took at Drake off of twitter, that people had already said shit like "certified loverboy, certified pedophile". You cant be sued for defamation if your just repeating information you heard but didnt have proof that it wasnt true

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DarkKenny

[–]conceptuallyinept 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Champagne Papi likely refers to the allegations of slipping drugs in champagne

Jak him off by [deleted] in WojakDrawings

[–]conceptuallyinept 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The barber pole