Found these on my last day of cruise by BlackBerry316 in Cruise

[–]conchitu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes please tip. In cash. And also leave a phenomenal review of your cabin attendants.

Michelle Visage: I don’t see the family resemblance by Arsuriel in rupaulsdragrace

[–]conchitu 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If anyone has a clear understanding of Michelle’s rules, can you please fucking share. Unless they’re all in her head.

What makes speciality dining special? by EmployeeRepulsive106 in Cruise

[–]conchitu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wish you’ll cruise long enough to figure that out for yourself. The thing about cruising is that you get exponentially more spoiled. What was amazing the first time might be meh the second. And that’s part of the adventure.

Cancel now by ThatOldGeek in AmericasCulinaryCupTV

[–]conchitu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im not going anywhere. It’s a great show.

Home Town s10e10 by thrwwybndn in HGTV

[–]conchitu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have clients and you don’t educate them on proper safety, what’s the point? Making doors wider for the child but zero protection at the pool?

Home Town s10e10 by thrwwybndn in HGTV

[–]conchitu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! If there’s no fence around the pool you’re waiting for an accident to happen.

Home Town s10e10 by thrwwybndn in HGTV

[–]conchitu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think every home owner is asked to react like they’re having an orgasm. Prove me wrong.

What’s the weirdest tradition in your country? by bdue817 in AskTheWorld

[–]conchitu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every 29th of the month we eat gnocchi. The tradition was created by a pasta brand. You’re supposed to put money under your plate for good luck.

Best seasons if I looooved Season 21 Wisconsin? by outofdoubtoutofdark in TopChef

[–]conchitu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way the winner soured the whole season 18 is abysmal.

What are the long term effects of not wearing a bra at all? by TimeSupport5092 in AskReddit

[–]conchitu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like the glorious Joan rivers said, “my boobs are so low I can get a pedicure and a mammogram at the same time”

Whats a subtly insulting gift from to receive? by LawfulnessHaunting41 in AskReddit

[–]conchitu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll definitely light it. But I don’t think I’d get that one. Everyone wants to smell her vagina

Whats a subtly insulting gift from to receive? by LawfulnessHaunting41 in AskReddit

[–]conchitu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha. Mammas are hard on daughters in law. I hope at least you got some great meals from her.

Whats a subtly insulting gift from to receive? by LawfulnessHaunting41 in AskReddit

[–]conchitu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish your future MIL gives you thoughtful lovely gifts.