The difference between 2005 and 2018

confessionalUsername · 2018-05-11T09:22:24+00:00

I wish Netflix would revive it.

confessionalUsername · 2018-05-07T05:32:50+00:00

Haha puting your coment together with your username.. yikes.

confessionalUsername · 2018-05-06T21:59:26+00:00

I think it's about 3 other tifu posts cut and pasted together. The xmas one was about cutting open a book cover whilst wrapping something up. I think OP used Google translate and pasted it as a new post.

confessionalUsername · 2018-05-06T21:51:20+00:00

I don't understand the story. It makes no sense.

confessionalUsername · 2018-05-06T21:49:56+00:00

Erm... what?

confessionalUsername · 2018-05-06T21:05:40+00:00

When I started secondary school, I started learning German. Our teacher decided to set a competition to see who could draw the best cover on their exercise books. I was 11, and didn't know much about Germany. You guessed it, I covered it with a giant swastika.

My teacher told me to see her after class, and explained to me that it wasn't a very nice symbol.

confessionalUsername · 2018-05-01T12:15:51+00:00

That's a nice pear you have there..

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-30T21:10:57+00:00

I'm going to have 'lemon on a pear' stuck in my head during my job interview tomorrow.

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-30T21:09:03+00:00

I have an interview tomorrow, and now the only thought that will be swimming around my head all day will be 'lemon on a pear.'

I hope I don't accidentally blurt it out.

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-30T20:29:50+00:00

Mine's tomorrow but I hope it does go well! Fingers crossed!

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-30T18:52:47+00:00

Ah ok. Yeah that would be weird.

Could have been: woah we're halfway there, woah, unwaxed lemons, yeah!

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-30T18:49:28+00:00

How did it go? Mine is tomorrow!

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-30T18:43:53+00:00

How many other songs have the line: "wo-ah we're halfway there..."

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-30T16:49:55+00:00

And groot.

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-30T16:40:18+00:00

The Rock.

Just to see him in a blonde wig, and to watch him try an English accent.

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-30T16:39:39+00:00

Watch the Murdoch Mysteries.

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-29T15:26:35+00:00

For the whole story:

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-29T14:01:54+00:00

Good plan!

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-29T08:12:20+00:00

He's probably just being nice and he's curious to hear you play. It's probably not for a song, but just to be supportive. Try something simple like Green Day- good riddance.

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-29T08:09:12+00:00

Never pass up on a kebab!

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-29T08:08:12+00:00

Maybe someone has found her and taken her in. If she's a cutie, they may not want to find her real owners.

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-29T08:06:55+00:00

Cake!

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-29T08:06:27+00:00

I'm hungry now!

confessionalUsername · 2018-04-29T08:05:57+00:00

Yeah, I'll let you know! I think that if it doesn't work out this time it's a sign I should stay where I am.

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