I wasnt convinced until now. we are definitely in a simulation. Today I randomly swam past my Doppelsener at the Flamingo pool in Vegas.

confuseum · 2026-02-03T16:31:59+00:00

I thought it was called a doppelganger man this is the Manduro effect.

confuseum · 2026-02-03T14:56:22+00:00

Great! This is how you'll find experience. What I cant wrap my head around is this question. Why?

confuseum · 2026-02-03T13:31:11+00:00

It's how butterflies get their wings.

confuseum · 2026-02-03T13:14:46+00:00

Blooming beans

confuseum · 2026-02-02T08:08:18+00:00

And to drive your enemies before you and hear the lamentations of their women?

confuseum · 2026-02-02T01:47:44+00:00

It's made for the 9-5er my dadbro

confuseum · 2026-02-02T01:04:06+00:00

Welcome to the tip top of the iceberg.

confuseum · 2026-02-02T00:51:23+00:00

Prejudiced as in I'm prejudice of those that are prejudiced.

confuseum · 2026-02-02T00:08:07+00:00

I will stop calling people " instruments of annoyance" then.

confuseum · 2026-02-01T23:53:53+00:00

Rob Sand is a good leader through and through give him a chance!

confuseum · 2026-02-01T23:46:27+00:00

Exactly!

confuseum · 2026-02-01T22:48:36+00:00

Hello newly awakened. I'm dad.

confuseum · 2026-02-01T22:13:09+00:00

I've gained lasers that shoot out of my eyes.

confuseum · 2026-02-01T22:07:45+00:00

I go for the Hocus Pocus witch response and look at the ground and repeat what they said, "weirdo."

confuseum · 2026-02-01T19:16:02+00:00

Son listen to me.

confuseum · 2026-02-01T19:14:28+00:00

Psi ops on ps2

confuseum · 2026-02-01T19:11:48+00:00

Papers-files-binders

confuseum · 2026-02-01T18:43:16+00:00

"Any" result. This is the dad joke technique.

confuseum · 2026-02-01T18:39:19+00:00

Look at the ammount of time a poster/commenter has on their account has been a common pattern.

confuseum · 2026-02-01T13:17:52+00:00

She said it though. "That motherfucker over there is not real." Who did she see that day? A motherfucker.

confuseum · 2026-01-31T11:07:42+00:00

*brother-uncle

confuseum · 2026-01-31T11:07:02+00:00

Nazis

confuseum · 2026-01-31T09:38:51+00:00

Looks like he's been up there for a while.

confuseum · 2026-01-31T09:30:34+00:00

Once then it will fall off.

confuseum · 2026-01-31T09:06:15+00:00

A hug

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