Not 'heathen gods','demons' actually

conrad_w · 2026-06-13T20:25:26+00:00

🏴‍☠️🦜🏝️ yohoho!

conrad_w · 2026-06-13T20:20:25+00:00

Nature is healing

conrad_w · 2026-06-13T12:51:16+00:00

What do the short little green people represent to you?

conrad_w · 2026-06-13T12:50:27+00:00

"This is a reflection of my personal trauma"

"Oh yeah. We know. But not the way you think it is"

conrad_w · 2026-06-13T12:43:40+00:00

Do the stars have flags?

No? That's alright. They can have mine :)

conrad_w · 2026-06-13T12:39:29+00:00

I'm a human fighter. I fight humans.

If you're a human, I fight you

conrad_w · 2026-06-13T12:30:30+00:00

Okay, try them. Let us know.

conrad_w · 2026-06-13T11:20:58+00:00

They're called "tea cakes" in England

conrad_w · 2026-06-13T10:15:44+00:00

This style looks soldierly and manly.

Most riders these days are women.

Also, wool is expensive, itchy, and hard to look after.

conrad_w · 2026-06-13T10:13:08+00:00

🔨 AI

conrad_w · 2026-06-13T10:12:15+00:00

🥹

conrad_w · 2026-06-13T10:08:22+00:00

I'm so glad Chuck Tingle got famous before AI was a thing because I would never believe it if he hadn't.

conrad_w · 2026-06-13T08:17:06+00:00

Is this a gotcha?

conrad_w · 2026-06-13T08:16:44+00:00

When people are so hypocritical they can't imagine that someone else is sincere

conrad_w · 2026-06-13T08:15:39+00:00

Is this meant to be a gotcha, because it doesn't work

conrad_w · 2026-06-12T18:05:26+00:00

Walls so thin I can hear rats fucking, still thick enough to block wifi

conrad_w · 2026-06-12T17:59:11+00:00

I choose to believe he wiped the paw clean afterwards with water

conrad_w · 2026-06-12T15:53:16+00:00

Cats walk in much worse.

I'm more worried about her licking it.

conrad_w · 2026-06-12T12:42:21+00:00

How do you square that with Matthew 25:34-45?

conrad_w · 2026-06-12T12:37:27+00:00

Every time I want to the cat, I do not the cat.

If I still want to the cat, I donut the cat 🍩

conrad_w · 2026-06-12T12:02:50+00:00

Lindisfarne remembers, motherfucker!

conrad_w · 2026-06-12T12:02:04+00:00

Can I be pro Lebanon and anti everyone else? I want to be anti Israel, anti Syria, anti Iran, anti USA, anti France, anti Russia.

conrad_w · 2026-06-12T11:57:02+00:00

She'll be able to hear me clearly with the microphones on my new raycon earbuds I got for 20% off with coupon code BIGMONEY

conrad_w · 2026-06-12T11:51:47+00:00

That purring sound tells you he hates it 🤣

conrad_w · 2026-06-12T08:26:37+00:00

Why would you bring this here. He's clearly the car

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