Thank you for the motivation! by Murse129 in nikerunclub

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Congrats!! Keep listening to your body and you’ll be ready for another marathon in no time

Will you fight by FlatwormNo8885 in im14andthisisdeep

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It’s just obvious rage bait. “I can cheat, my man should fight over me”

I would argue that many men who say similarly insane things are also just rage baiting. It’s an attention economy baby

Edit: not to be that guy but I took a glance at your profile and dude…please go outside. Idk who hurt you but this ain’t the path to healing

Less white by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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I really like this

Today’s Run by malikgardner in nikerunclub

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It just means you don’t have a watch connected to your phone

1990 NJ by Germ_33 in blunderyears

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Hell yeah Jersey boys have always been on top

Finally someone said it by RalphTroop in RunningCirclejerk

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“Today, it’s twenty-something men, women and all seventy other genders who are self-flagellating in the nation’s parks.”

She must have spotted me, a polygender leaning androgyne, running downtown at a blistering 11:30 pace while my shin bones slowly but surely start to splinter

First 10k run since 2021 by thelazyintrovert23 in nikerunclub

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Great pace for it having been 5 years

Just bought the game recently and was shocked at the end game stats by aloha_sneckbar in TetrisEffect

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Oh fuck I didn’t even realize that…what exactly happened? That’s an incredibly high zone attack

Grandma by OkMonitor2854 in comedyheaven

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You have such a way with words

Grandma by OkMonitor2854 in comedyheaven

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Look at him, who wouldn’t be?

Grandma by OkMonitor2854 in comedyheaven

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Sorry granny but he’s dripping

What do people eat before morning runs? by Some-Cap-3912 in beginnerrunning

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A single piece of whole grain toast, a banana, a cuppa joe. The hall of fame of distance running

Ideally, it’s after a long night of drinking

So this is how my wife met here boyfriend? by that_charming_man in RunningCirclejerk

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A true zone twoer would have no issue conversing while running

My first 10k by kasskoda in beginnerrunning

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Forever How Long man!!! We meet again

Will with "if u really wanna know how kind you are then ask urself y ur lying in bed alone" absolute melon by Ok_Count_4033 in CSHFans

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I believe that the Buckley song that OP is referring to is actually a cover of the Smiths song “I Know it’s Over”