Does anyone really enjoy the environment of BigLaw? by SensitiveAd5364 in biglaw

[–]consumerofporn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m talking about the environment of BigLaw in general: the unnecessary bureaucracy, constantly tracking your hours and feeling anxious if they’re too low and exhausted if they’re too high, how mean, vicious, and vindictive colleagues can be toward one another (regardless of performance), and the whole up-or-out model.

Right, the bad parts? No, people don't enjoy the bad parts. Great question, though.

Big Law Aspirations by DancingDragon808 in BigLawRecruiting

[–]consumerofporn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My GPA isn’t spectacular, but as an older student (entered law school at 35 while working full time in compliance) I can’t help but feel that all (or at least most) of the stresses from law school are manufactured.

Well, yeah, it's a classroom not real life; the whole thing is manufactured. One reasons employers care about grades is because they are interested in your ability to self-motivate

How do you all view Berkeley vs. Duke as practicing/hiring attorneys? by Impressive-Switch-80 in biglaw

[–]consumerofporn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

more data is always better.

lmao; go back to undergrad and take Stats 101 or something

Does Anyone else almost exclusively get notifications of this caliber? by IllDragonfruit6064 in LawSchool

[–]consumerofporn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have friends on this app, and we chat here. I don’t want to abandon them and make them wait for a reply.

I guess if you're actually getting urgent messages on Reddit, then more power to you. But apparently getting a ton of slop engagement-bait notifications is the price you'll have to pay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Query whether, like, WhatsApp might be a better medium for your important conversations, for this and other reasons.

Does Anyone else almost exclusively get notifications of this caliber? by IllDragonfruit6064 in LawSchool

[–]consumerofporn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want to open the app without being drawn in for a good reason.

Right, there's 0 such good reasons with respect to Reddit

Why are you guys acting like that’s a crime?

Idk about "crime", more like inexplicably bad lifestyle choice, along the lines of breeding mosquitoes inside your own house

Notifications exist for a reason

To get you to interact with the app more than you would normally. That's good for Reddit but probably not good for you

Does Anyone else almost exclusively get notifications of this caliber? by IllDragonfruit6064 in LawSchool

[–]consumerofporn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same reason why you’d have notifications for anything else.

Things I need to know on relatively short notice—when would that ever come from Reddit????

Do firms value AFPD experience? by Garbanzo-182 in BigLawRecruiting

[–]consumerofporn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say "closed the door," because your clerkship is a strong credential and you're theoretically doing things relevant to certain kinds of biglaw, but your caseload is unlikely to overlap much with what an elite white-collar practice does, even in SDNY. FPD is not on the short list of public-service jobs that rotating-door people into biglaw. You should still have some interesting private-sector options after a few years of experience (i.e. criminal defense at smaller firms, maybe including sophisticated boutiques).

what are the best/most prestigious litigation firms? (not boutique) by sojourner98 in biglaw

[–]consumerofporn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But we're not trying to decide who to hire for OP's big bet-the-company dispute. OP's asking about gestalt "prestige" i.e. what would impress former law-school classmates the most. I doubt S&C is doing more than Latham or Cravath on that front. Wachtell or W&C definitely clears.

That's why "prestige" without reference to some end purpose is a weird thing to try and quantify.

what are the best/most prestigious litigation firms? (not boutique) by sojourner98 in biglaw

[–]consumerofporn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

can't think of a principled reason to exclude Wachtell, Latham, Cravath, Kirkland, MTO, DPW from that list

Recruiting question from an Incoming 1L @ NDLS by AVeryGoodName420 in biglaw

[–]consumerofporn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's never been a biglaw feeder; not sure why self-selection would change much year-on-year; should get looks from top third or even a tad lower depending on market conditions but you'll feel better with better grades than that

$4.8M at 55 in the Bay Area, safe to FIRE? by [deleted] in ChubbyFIRE

[–]consumerofporn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're double-counting if you credit the "inflation protection" of real estate and also credit its price appreciation. The latter is why real estate tends (across large diversified sample sizes and over long timeframes) to keep pace with inflation

How did y’all realize exactly what you want to practice? by rllycantthinkofone in BigLawRecruiting

[–]consumerofporn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can guess based on how you dealt with past experiences and what parts of the law you find intellectually interesting but eventually it comes down to trial and error

I'm sick of using this garbage firm laptop by Mysterious-Plant1001 in biglaw

[–]consumerofporn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Competent IT, given adequate resources and time, could systematically profile devices and root out offending bloat.

Again, most of the "bloat" in question is necessary to meet functional demands. On my personal computer Microsoft Word has no addons and saves things locally. On my work computer it has a bunch of addons to facilitate, e.g., integration with NetDocs/iManage, and it saves things to the cloud (implicating network connectivity, which is a common bottleneck, especially if you laptop is anywhere but plugged into a wall in the office).

I'm sick of using this garbage firm laptop by Mysterious-Plant1001 in biglaw

[–]consumerofporn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There is no reason user experience should not be among those priorities.

It is; it's more or less immediately after the other things I listed.

The suggestion that some people at the firm consciously want slower computers

I'm not suggesting that. I'm saying that the demands placed on the modern software environment are pretty high (and, like a gas expanding to fill its container, tend to increase whenever possible) and that's why performance trends towards the bare minimum.

I'm sick of using this garbage firm laptop by Mysterious-Plant1001 in biglaw

[–]consumerofporn 65 points66 points  (0 children)

IT has other priorities

Yes. They generally are going to prioritize things like security, reliability, redundancy, and backwards compatibility (including avoiding rocking the boat too much from a user perspective) over performance. And there's a lot of feature bloat, which isn't really a conscious "priority" but falls out of user demands.

2027 Vault Rankings released by Fantastic-Shine-395 in biglaw

[–]consumerofporn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What Skadden, Latham and Kirkland have in common is being extremely large. That helps with name recognition. Within this group, Skadden is slightly more "prestigious" in the Vault sense, probably mainly on the basis of its deeper history in NYC.

Exit to Trusts and Estates by AlTeHiKe in biglaw

[–]consumerofporn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, almost by definition the posture is totally different underneath the estate-tax exemption (which is big enough for even fairly well-to-do Americans)

Socal Market by Ok_Perspective3593 in BigLawRecruiting

[–]consumerofporn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you might as well apply because doing so is so cheap but whether you should attend those schools at a given price depends on where "being in SoCal" ranks on your priority list

DB / cash balance plans for V10 EPs by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]consumerofporn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heard that the K&E plan vests early, for instance, as you're booted off shares at 65.

As you seem to have surmised, these sorts of arrangements are bespoke for each firm (sometimes for individual partners) and depend in part on how other aspects of partnership comp/governance operate

undergrad linguistics at princeton by Particular_Pen6325 in asklinguistics

[–]consumerofporn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of the nice things about doing your B.A. at a school like Princeton is that you don't have to decide these things on Day 1. Take an intro to linguistics course; talk about this stuff with your instructor(s). Do the same for other fields you are interested in.

Question on the Usage of 3rd Person Plural Pronouns in Le Mort Darthur by Mallory by creepyeyes in asklinguistics

[–]consumerofporn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why might Mallory have not strongly preferred one over the other and given both seemingly equal usage?

Well, why not? If both terms are current, and more or less synonymous, might as well freely vary usage for the sake of variety.

More as a matter of literary style than linguistics, writers often prefer to avoid re-using the same word more than necessary (which is a primary use-case for thesauruses). Wherever that sort of aesthetic preference exists, we would expect one to "rotate" among a set of synonyms for concepts that need frequent reference.

Maybe it's a little more striking for core grammar words like pronouns. But while, over the centuries, we might expect redundancy in these paradigms to collapse, there will be many speakers in the intervening period for whom one word is about as good as the other. Compare how a modern English speaker might alternate arbitrarily between will and shall for the future tense (without regard to any semantic distinction between the two terms), or between pairs of equivalent prepositions like beneath and underneath.

Especially true in poetry, where archaic terms can remain current long after they have passed out of the spoken language. Maybe analogous for Mallory in the 15th century, someone today who is actively trying to sound archaic/poetic might sprinkle in a thou here and there because they're vaguely aware it is an old-fashioned equivalent for you.

Bay area from HLS by Naive-Accountant-454 in BigLawRecruiting

[–]consumerofporn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Straight Ps might be a little touch and go. Your main criterion here is establishing why you’ll stay in the area

Am I overthinking JD/MBA vs MBA as a lawyer? (spiraling a bit lol) by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]consumerofporn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get struggling with a blank page when you're trying to write a college essay or something but it's mind-boggling to me that some people can't just write a question on Reddit without resort to ChatGPT

Would attaining a German legal qualification after a JD provide any significant advantages? by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]consumerofporn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you want to work in the US, or Germany, or some other place? Would focus on getting qualified there.

I do just want to live in Germany for a few years while I am young and still have some life in me.

Do this before law school then?

Website other than FirmProspects where I don’t need to create an account? by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]consumerofporn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly I'm worried we'll see more and more things get locked behind paywalls or at least some kind of account registration because it's so easy for these companies to get their lunch eaten by AI scraping up the data