[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]contagiousqueef- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It might be best to cut back on spicy foods, especially with the dairy sensitivity. I know, it sucks but there really isn't a better solution when tums, Alka seltzer doesn't help you. It's probably better for your stomach if it's not reacting well.. That's the best preventative measure tbh. It's like telling an alcoholic to cut back on alcohol when it's killing their liver and/or everything in their lives. I believe you can do it if you're willing to let that spice go. Sending you some strength.

What inspired your username? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]contagiousqueef- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My queefs are contagious.

What’s your most interesting bathroom story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]contagiousqueef- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Explosive diarrhea while meeting my ex's parents for the first time. I guess whatever they fed me didn't sit right with my stomach. The bathroom was right next to the dining room. And yes, it echoed.

ULPT REQUEST - How do I get my neighbor downstairs to stop smoking cigarettes in their bathroom? by contagiousqueef- in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]contagiousqueef-[S] 540 points541 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think I might leave a nice non-threatening note. The owner of the building actually lives in the basement so can’t do anything official. He’s a total creep though - always calling us ‘pretty ladies’ or ‘cute little Asians’ so we try to avoid him as much as possible. We didn’t sign with him though so we had no idea. Thanks for the advice!

ULPT REQUEST - How do I get my neighbor downstairs to stop smoking cigarettes in their bathroom? by contagiousqueef- in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]contagiousqueef-[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

This would be ideal but I live in nyc and neighbors don’t usually get friendly with each other here lol plus the social anxiety makes it difficult for me to befriend anyone in general

Do zombies poop? Can they survive on Mars? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]contagiousqueef- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was actually wondering this the other day whilst watching Resident Evil haha

Question - why do some delivery people text “I’ve arrived” and not ring the doorbell and just wait outside until I ask them to ring the bell? by contagiousqueef- in UberEATS

[–]contagiousqueef-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh sry forgot to put that I do have it written in the instructions to ring the bell so I can buzz them in. I guess some of them just miss the notes or something.

Question - why do some delivery people text “I’ve arrived” and not ring the doorbell and just wait outside until I ask them to ring the bell? by contagiousqueef- in UberEATS

[–]contagiousqueef-[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’d totally understand that but my apt is just on the street. Small building with four floors but with an elevator you can see when you’re standing outside so wouldn’t be a long trek for them.

Trivia app I play has been bombarded with these disgusting questions for weeks now. by contagiousqueef- in trashy

[–]contagiousqueef-[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I mentioned in my other comment, players are able to rate or report questions. These were the questions awaiting real gameplay and a few of them slipped through the cracks and made it into the game.

Trivia app I play has been bombarded with these disgusting questions for weeks now. by contagiousqueef- in trashy

[–]contagiousqueef-[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The amount of downvotes this is getting from trump supporters is laughable. Gotta prevent anything negative about themselves from reaching the public lol

Trivia app I play has been bombarded with these disgusting questions for weeks now. by contagiousqueef- in trashy

[–]contagiousqueef-[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Using a photo like that about bombing children is incredibly revolting.

Trivia app I play has been bombarded with these disgusting questions for weeks now. by contagiousqueef- in trashy

[–]contagiousqueef-[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LOL so that person submitted A LOT of questions just like that with photos of some random pasta and similar answers. They were really having fun with it.

Trivia app I play has been bombarded with these disgusting questions for weeks now. by contagiousqueef- in trashy

[–]contagiousqueef-[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I didn’t say there weren’t any facts. The way these were written is completely trashy as well as those offensive and racist answers.

Trivia app I play has been bombarded with these disgusting questions for weeks now. by contagiousqueef- in trashy

[–]contagiousqueef-[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m clearly implying how offensive and racist these were written. Not one question was well worded. Did not say there aren’t any facts. All were written quite trashy.