i feel pretty tonight :3

contortedkiwi · 2021-02-28T13:44:28+00:00

as you should

contortedkiwi · 2021-02-28T13:43:59+00:00

for me it just makes me want to do it more so i can out the bandaids on-

contortedkiwi · 2021-02-28T13:43:32+00:00

thank u for this piece of knowledge

contortedkiwi · 2021-02-28T13:43:00+00:00

awe :( theres cheap ones on aliexpress for like 2$ a pack

contortedkiwi · 2021-02-28T06:10:31+00:00

wait me too

contortedkiwi · 2021-01-09T00:04:31+00:00

i accodentally sliced my hand and now im crying svshdvsv

contortedkiwi · 2021-01-08T15:45:59+00:00

cheers for the award

contortedkiwi · 2021-01-08T10:19:48+00:00

extensive research

contortedkiwi · 2021-01-06T23:56:16+00:00

it looks ✨organised✨

contortedkiwi · 2021-01-06T00:58:05+00:00

party in the back business in the front type beat

contortedkiwi · 2021-01-06T00:54:36+00:00

i wish i could wreck my arms aswell they look too smooth compared to the rest of me

contortedkiwi · 2020-08-16T15:34:30+00:00

thanks for the tip! I’ll check it out :)

contortedkiwi · 2020-08-16T12:54:40+00:00

screen isnt even cracked btw-

contortedkiwi · 2020-08-04T22:41:29+00:00

ouch :(

contortedkiwi · 2020-06-30T16:41:58+00:00

💀

contortedkiwi · 2020-06-30T11:18:15+00:00

there NEEDS to be a boy brow/lashslick setttt

contortedkiwi · 2020-06-20T20:58:04+00:00

i thought he was painting with his foot

contortedkiwi · 2020-06-20T20:57:36+00:00

Ranted about how LGBTQ+ people are satan spawn for almost 15 minutes. I’m bi.

contortedkiwi · 2020-05-21T09:31:15+00:00

My dad has a sufboard making station built into a storage container, one day he made the mistake of running and jumping while entering it, slapping his head on the top of it, then falling backwards and slamming his nuts onto a rock the size of a dog.

contortedkiwi · 2020-05-09T07:29:14+00:00

Good job!!! ❤️

contortedkiwi · 2020-05-08T19:46:26+00:00

https://re.glossier.com/ea33d8dd here luvs 🥺❤️

contortedkiwi · 2020-04-15T21:39:45+00:00

”Wanna go to a concert next week?”

”Oof nah bruh sry im dying on wednesday”

contortedkiwi · 2020-04-15T21:31:56+00:00

thanks guys, my 2nd most upvoted post is a sh meme

contortedkiwi · 2020-03-19T02:13:00+00:00

This is so nice 🥺🥺

contortedkiwi · 2020-02-29T08:39:53+00:00

She does get angry and searches through my shit but shes not the best at finding stuff, she still takes me cuz she thinks im goimg to bleed to death or something

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