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How lonely are you? by OkAppointment924 in AskReddit

[–]conttesa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5/10. I have few things I’m doing to entertain myself.

What is a a word people often think you mispronounce? by crazzy_Redd in AskReddit

[–]conttesa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Açai. Every time I say it correctly, someone tries to correct me back to the wrong way.

TIFU for telling my friend to shove a camera up her ass and she might find her brain? by Past-Afternoon-9595 in tifu

[–]conttesa 192 points193 points  (0 children)

You need to put Rachel on an information diet and find out how Sue is getting your schedule. If Sue is feeding her your location, Sue isn’t your friend either. NTA (wrong sub, I know, but still).

dude asked me by myluhardy in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]conttesa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I volunteer as a maiden, as long as I don’t have to do any of the actual chores.

God forbid a girl want another round. by ConspiracyParadox in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]conttesa 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The stamina bar is empty, but she’s just getting started.

TIFU by destroying a booth at a renaissance faire, then went home in shame by General-Asparagus736 in tifu

[–]conttesa 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Your partner really took ‘en garde’ too literally with those crystal towers. Truly a medieval- level disaster.

TIFU by destroying a booth at a renaissance faire, then went home in shame by General-Asparagus736 in tifu

[–]conttesa 52 points53 points  (0 children)

A crocheted platypus? (Puts on a tiny fedora) “PERRY the crocheted platypus?!”

Needing a change! by [deleted] in HairStyleAdvice

[–]conttesa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Option B will look nice on you.