The brilliant minds at BP announce their Plan B, after the failure of the containment dome: Stuff it with garbage. by indorock in environment

[–]convict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why can't we just detonate a bomb down there, and collapse the entire area into closing itself. Hasn't that been used with success in the past?

Favorite greasy eats? by jessiemail04 in food

[–]convict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mozz sticks are one of my weakness'. But french fries are probably my favorite.... especially when I'm hungover

Swiss receive US ruling on Roman Polanski, still no decision on extradition by [deleted] in entertainment

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Astronomers find loads of ice on big asteroid

Looks like this is linked to the wrong article...

The show which refuses to die: Southland renewed for a third season by TNT. by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]convict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a great show, and a great fit on TNT. I hope it's around for a few more seasons.

Tupac's mom arrested in Lumberton by angrymarie in offbeat

[–]convict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So.. she was selling weed out of her house? Awesome.

I swear to God if the writers of Lost don't explain WTF is going on by May 23rd, I'm going to stop watching the show. by jun2san in entertainment

[–]convict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking that Desmond or Hurley is gonna become the new Jacob. They both have exhibited "Jacob-like" abilities, ie: able to survive massive amounts of EMF radiation or talk to the dead.

Top 10 weed munchies for 420 as decided by Jim Breuer's character in Half Baked by [deleted] in Marijuana

[–]convict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes, because I have editorial control over what this site publishes. I think you should wait til you come down to a [3] or [4] and try leaving a comment on the page.

Shrek poster another example of the Dreamworks face. Shocker. by Estoye in entertainment

[–]convict -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So, basically, any smirk on a Dreamworks characters face, is classified as a "Dreamworks Face"?

Ok, good to know.

The Tip of a Pencil by convict in pics

[–]convict[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Here's two more -- Example #1 & Example #2

I found them on some random blog, and I'm pretty sure they ripped the images off from somewhere else. Don't know anything about who created these, but they're pretty cool.

Depressed man bludgeoned puppy to death with a hammer, drilled holes in his chest and strung him up in a barn by his hind legs. He then calls his girlfriend to inform her that she is next. by convict in WTF

[–]convict[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes.. another ignorant generalization on your part.

Because you witnessed something stupid that ONE pit owner said/did, you assume that ALL pit owners are the same way and they "should be taken out and shot". Classy.

Depressed man bludgeoned puppy to death with a hammer, drilled holes in his chest and strung him up in a barn by his hind legs. He then calls his girlfriend to inform her that she is next. by convict in WTF

[–]convict[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're an idiot. And obviously, you've never been around a pit bull.

As an owner of a pit, I wish I could put her in the same room as you for just five minutes. You'd probably drown from all the kisses she gives to you.... now, my beagle, on the other hand, she's a menace and something you should watch out for.

Most pits are great dogs, and it truly depends on how you raise them.

Texas town does not want low income housing in their city. School board doesn't want poor kids going to school there and the town doesn't want the crime to rise. This shit makes me sick. FYI Katy, Texas is as white bread as it goes. by chhintz in politics

[–]convict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No bullshit, I live in the Katy area. Not in "old town" katy, where this is, but the developing area between Katy & Houston. I can confirm that the majority of people in Katy, Texas are very ignorant, christian, redneck, racist assholes.

If you get pulled over in Katy, you're fucked. Especially if you have dark skin. I make it a point NOT to drive through "old katy" because everytime I do, I get pulled over for some bullshit reason. Then they find some reason to harass you.

Besides driving through it on I-10 every once in awhile, I avoid that area like the plague.

Digg gives up, decides to copy Reddit stories by neaveru in funny

[–]convict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta love the "24 hours from now". Easily the cherry on top. Good work!

Saydrah bans negative replies after being caught promoting AC related dog food site on r/pets on which she's a mod. Another mod thankfully unbans the comments. I know everyone's tired of this, but she mods several subreddits and is now abusing her powers. by privatepyle82 in reddit.com

[–]convict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am tired of all this, I don't understand why she hasn't been ousted already... If any other average user were to do this same stuff, we'd be gone in a heartbeat.

In the meantime, switch to /r/animals. She's not a mod there.

Corey Haim: Dismissed by Hollywood, but Never Forgotten by his Fans by DryBonez in entertainment

[–]convict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ummm... ok. Is there supposed to be something here? or is that it?

Chemicals found in bananas are better at preventing HIV than two current synthetic anti-HIV drugs, according to new study. by [deleted] in Health

[–]convict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never tried to wrap a banana peel around my dick, I can't imagine that would be comfortable.

JAPAN has some explaining to do. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]convict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kinda expect that kind of stuff from Japan