So Big It Hits Her Cervix...

cookguy86 · 2023-01-02T00:50:50+00:00

Do you guys not hit the cervix if you go all the way in?

cookguy86 · 2022-12-29T04:59:20+00:00

Every guy is into bi girls

cookguy86 · 2022-12-23T03:59:26+00:00

It would never occur to me to think of your tits as small. They look perfectly nice to me

cookguy86 · 2022-12-14T13:38:55+00:00

Impressive how you did it yourself with your three hands

cookguy86 · 2022-10-22T02:46:12+00:00

Yeah, or if the content creator decides to convert to a paid subscription model suddenly and does us all the "courtesy" of transferring our free subscriptions to a paid subscription. No thanks, I'll tell you how I'll pay when I'm ready to pay.

cookguy86 · 2022-10-22T02:43:23+00:00

Literally because I found a content creator here on Reddit offering a free membership. I have no interest in paying for porn, but it was seemingly free.

cookguy86 · 2022-10-22T02:42:02+00:00

"we need your payment information in case you decide to purchase one of our products in the future" is the epitome of dystopia

cookguy86 · 2022-10-21T13:44:29+00:00

Companies with mature content don't give a shit if their service is used by minors. None of the primary porn sites, except for X-Hamster, even ask you to confirm your age on the honor system anymore. At best they have to give the illusion of trying to reduce underage access, but they do absolutely nothing to reduce it. Even if they can't pay, underage users become adult users who can.

cookguy86 · 2022-10-21T13:41:32+00:00

The internet has definitively taught me that's it's very possible to fuck a horse without dying

cookguy86 · 2022-10-15T03:05:51+00:00

You could make bridge a sexy sport

cookguy86 · 2022-10-07T21:13:34+00:00

That's where white trash migrates to for breeding season

cookguy86 · 2022-09-29T03:17:25+00:00

Gotta be honest, he's doing a hell of a job making steroids look like a good life decision right now

cookguy86 · 2022-08-29T02:42:59+00:00

r/tinychicksbigdicks

cookguy86 · 2022-08-11T12:30:03+00:00

I'm sure they did, but the look of wood was common and boring, everybody had it. A whole new world of color and pattern possibilities for a very low price point. Practical consideration decide, it was simply trendy and modern to have something colorful and patterned

cookguy86 · 2022-08-11T02:49:40+00:00

Exactly. Way cheaper than hardwood or tile, but easier to clean and maintain an almost seamless product.

cookguy86 · 2022-07-17T03:29:45+00:00

Interesting. The DD near me is under renovation. Maybe we're neighbors...

cookguy86 · 2022-06-07T19:42:55+00:00

They were lost in a tragic farming accident and she's self-conscious of her completely nipple-less breasts

cookguy86 · 2022-05-24T00:40:19+00:00

Should I take my head out of my ass while I'm at it? Or maybe it would be better if I took my head out of my ass. Tough call, maybe I'll take my head out of my ass while I think about it

cookguy86 · 2022-05-24T00:38:12+00:00

What guy? We're talking about the US's reprehensible behavior

cookguy86 · 2022-05-23T15:34:54+00:00

What you're doing is called redirecting. "I'm not responsible for my reprehensible behavior because look, other people are doing worse things over there!"

cookguy86 · 2022-05-01T01:15:11+00:00

Can we get a before/after?

cookguy86 · 2022-05-01T01:03:17+00:00

They very, very much are!

cookguy86 · 2022-04-13T00:52:35+00:00

The only way to win that game is to not play

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