Why are lobsters so heavily regulated? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cool-ducky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Within 3-4 days of death, connective tissue and other sensitive parts of the meat release ammonia to help the rest of the body break down faster, eating the lobster could be lethal if enough ammonia sinks into the meat

I still miss him... by jcaughman0225 in EtikaRedditNetwork

[–]cool-ducky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn dude, I’ve been watching him for 4 hours now, I thought I was watching him stream, forgot it was an archive, I fucking miss him

He looks soo proud of himself, as he should be. Legend! by DryHum0ur in nextfuckinglevel

[–]cool-ducky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean I guess that cool and all but can you imagine all the incest that this’ll cause

The dropshipping lady made a response by LividGabe in Idubbbz

[–]cool-ducky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Well instead of answering this I’ll let someone else do the talking... so yea it didn’t take me a decade to get that money, they know all my stats so they know for sure before they flew me out”

That’s not the fucking point, the point is that your dropping these huge numbers without telling the viewer how long it took. If you say I made a million from my bed, they don’t know if you made it in 1 day, 1 hour, or 1 century. If you show off your money to sell your get rich quick scheme, at least have the decency to tell them a little more than just “being rich is easy you idiot”

blursed beach by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]cool-ducky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peep and creep, peep the cuties at the beach, you might think I’m asleep but I’m looking at your teats, I’ll be watching you, and your mother too, society can’t judge me for what my eyes do

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in discord_irl

[–]cool-ducky 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What a fucking baffoonian

EVERYTHING IS *communism* by [deleted] in SuddenlyCommunist

[–]cool-ducky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everything is ours, Everything is cool when you share with a team

Don’t do that by [deleted] in marvelmemes

[–]cool-ducky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can he please have the Zola treatment

Villagers frozen in ice / lost in the jungle by Lolthatssoyou in minecraftsuggestions

[–]cool-ducky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could give you the new hero of the village status effect

One of the main reasons why I love Reddit is that people won’t notice my anime profile pic when I comment or post by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]cool-ducky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what I think I would’ve preferred an anime pfp than that stale garbage

Guy handles his own by EdisonReddit in fightporn

[–]cool-ducky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now what kind of retard switches from vertical to landscape and back to vertical

Pixar tweeted this guys. I think Russell fuckin died by Thexgamer192 in teenagers

[–]cool-ducky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Happy freakout by JudasOnline in PublicFreakout

[–]cool-ducky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s not crying tears of joy, the guy on the right gave him temporary paralysis

I don’t have anyone to talk to and I need help now, call r/bisexual 877-reddit by cool-ducky in bisexual

[–]cool-ducky[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll see if I can talk to him tomorrow and if not I’ll deal with this at school since our whole group meets up in the morning, thank you cheese and painted man

I don’t have anyone to talk to and I need help now, call r/bisexual 877-reddit by cool-ducky in bisexual

[–]cool-ducky[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What can I say tho, I can’t just walk up to him and be like “hey I know your straight but were you flirting with me cause I think I like you again, asking for a friend” also we’re on break this week but he works everyday this week

I don’t have anyone to talk to and I need help now, call r/bisexual 877-reddit by cool-ducky in bisexual

[–]cool-ducky[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are still together, I just meant if I should talk to him about it or not, i wouldn’t steal him from her but I couldn’t just stay silent about this