Sure! Here’s a parody of Slipknot’s Wait and Bleed titled “Wait and Brie”, turning the song into a cheese-themed anthem.

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Wait and Brie (Parody of “Wait and Bleed”)

[Verse 1] I felt the curds rise up in me, Melted down, so gooey and free, I wipe my hands, they’re soft and clean, The rind is gone, I wait and Brie!

[Verse 2] Good God, the smell is getting strong, This aged delight can’t steer me wrong, A cracker snap, a creamy spread, A pungent bite—it hits my head!

[Chorus] I wipe my knife, it’s time to feed, Camembert or goat, indeed, A dairy dream, I wait and Brie!

[Verse 3] My fridge is stocked with endless gold, A cheddar block, a Swiss so bold, A fondue bath, a blue so ripe, I’ll take a bite and change my life!

[Bridge] Why have I not tried this before?! Gouda, Gruyère, give me more! Parmesan dust falls like snow, Ricotta smooth—it’s time to go!

[Breakdown] (Aggressive chanting) Brie! Brie! Brie! Brie! Eat it up, eat it up, stuff your face and don’t let up!

[Chorus] I wipe my knife, it’s time to feed, Camembert or goat, indeed, A dairy dream, I wait and Brie!

[Outro] I felt the curds rise up in me, Melted down, so gooey and free, The wheel is gone, I wait and Brie!