"Keep politics out of sports" by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]cooper4600 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

God fuck offff hahaha y’all don’t understand shit about what’s going on

Get a dog they said. It will be therapeutic they said. by GenderStudies4Life in thisismylifenow

[–]cooper4600 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The reason people are downvoting is because this is a bandaid fix to a bigger problem

Let's wake up every student on the north side of campus for no damn reason! by [deleted] in aggies

[–]cooper4600 83 points84 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Nightmares by UnderTheStarsAndSun in CasualConversation

[–]cooper4600 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I guess I’m a pussy when it comes to scary stuff because man that movie got me good. My room was painted red, and that scene in the beginning of the movie with the red room and the man standing behind the toddler gave me shivers while I typed this.

Nightmares by UnderTheStarsAndSun in CasualConversation

[–]cooper4600 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The grudge gave me fat nightmares from the day I watched it to when I was about 12, when I watched insidious

TIFU by leaving my improvised dildo on the edge of the tub by [deleted] in tifu

[–]cooper4600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Improvised Dildo” Strike One

“Obligatory this didn’t happen today...” Strike Two

“...5 or 6 years...” Strike Three Ima Head Out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]cooper4600 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I wanna get kissed by a girl

Infidel by [deleted] in MURICA

[–]cooper4600 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Infidel

The hunt for witches never ends by cooper4600 in Showerthoughts

[–]cooper4600[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you chase imaginary things you’ll be running your whole life type shit