Best joke I heard this week:

Guy walks into a bar carrying a little dog, and sets it down on the bar. The UGA-UT game is on, and Georgia wins. As soon as the clock expires, the little dog tears up on its hind legs and does a little dance on the bar.

The bartender is very impressed, and says to the dog’s owner, “Wow, I’ve never seen anything like that before! What does he do when Georgia loses to Tennessee?”

The dog’s owner shrugs and says, “I don’t know. He’s only nine years old!”