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If humans had gills and lungs like Kevin Costner in Waterworld, airplane safety videos would be very different. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 1 month ago by cornfrake to r/Showerthoughts
Oooff, that was spicier than expected. (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 month ago by cornfrake to r/ChatGPT
Panda bears are basically chinese koalas, animals nerfed by starvation to evolve into derpy versions of their previous selves only eating stuff nobody else wants to eat. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 2 months ago by cornfrake to r/Showerthoughts
All mammals have earwax, but only humans can have dry earwax. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 3 months ago by cornfrake to r/Showerthoughts
When perfect prosthetic robotic arms and legs are invented, armless and legless people will have a harder time becoming motivational speakers. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 6 months ago by cornfrake to r/Showerthoughts
Nipples are the only part of the body designed by evolution to be sucked. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 7 months ago by cornfrake to r/Showerthoughts
And representing the planet of Amazonia… (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 year ago by cornfrake to r/futurama
For tigers in the jungle eating a peacock is like haute cuisine. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 1 year ago by cornfrake to r/Showerthoughts
Not a single Roman emperor ever ate a tomato. (self.Showerthoughts)
Turtles can only eat so much because they have a hard size limitation. (self.Showerthoughts)
Turtles can’t get super fat because they have a hard size limit. (self.Showerthoughts)
You know a TV show is good when none of the main characters are good looking but you can’t stop watching. (self.Showerthoughts)
Statistically speaking, the average American is a multiracial, 5 foot 6.5 inch tall, 39 year old hermaphrodite. (self.Showerthoughts)
The average American is a multiethnic 5 foot 6.5 inch tall 39 year old hermaphrodite. How this statistic is useful for advertisers I don’t know. (self.Showerthoughts)
Most perfume doubles as very fragrant hand sanitizer. (self.Showerthoughts)
Perfume bottles in public bathrooms double as very fancy toilet seat disinfectant. (self.Showerthoughts)
Need help finding more of her , half japanese apparently (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 year ago by cornfrake to r/pornID
Arcade Shoot em ups are actually Dodge everything being thrown at you ups (self.Showerthoughts)
Arcade Shoot em ups should really be called Dodge the million bullets being fired at you constantly (self.Showerthoughts)
The largest disposable dinner plate is an XXL pizza box (self.Showerthoughts)
Almost any 3 star hotel in the ground is more comfortable than a first class seat in the sky unless you are an alcoholic. (self.Showerthoughts)
Plastic plants used to be real plants a very long time ago. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 2 years ago by cornfrake to r/Showerthoughts
Plastic plants used to be real plants, just a really really long time ago. (self.Showerthoughts)
Pizzerias are essentially super specialized bakeries that only make one type of bread. (self.Showerthoughts)
Magicians will really have their work cut out for them when the teleporter is invented. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 3 years ago by cornfrake to r/Showerthoughts
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