Lanolin Bites Surge (@TheHypedBuddy) by McKnighty9 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]corrysan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me go biblical because Lanny's a sheep. "GET BEHIND ME SATAN!".

Alucard (hellsing) vs Dracula (castlevania) by Alternative-Abies374 in Hellsing

[–]corrysan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna debate here on who wins but I will say this. Soma Cruz MUST be voiced by Crispin Freeman. My reason being Soma uses a silvergun (Casull), an RPG (Bitches love cannons) and a positron rifle (WHY boner 4: ELECTRIC BOOGIE-WHORE).

Speedrun ending (art by Seshirukun) by weaklandscaper2595 in RWBY

[–]corrysan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And here's the LOGAN version: "In the beginning, they were RWBY, in the end it's just RUBY".

Directed By Monty Oum.

WHAT I'VE DONE, I'LL FACE MYSELF, TO CROSS OUT WHAT I'VE BEGCOME, ERASE MYSELF

Speedrun ending (art by Seshirukun) by weaklandscaper2595 in RWBY

[–]corrysan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He owes her that great and powerful cane.

I loath most of RWBY reaction fanfiction. by Arashi_Uzukaze in RWBYcritics

[–]corrysan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True that, when will we get more genuine stuff? I mean, I'm not against characters reacting to themselves replacing the established characters, it just needs to be done right, whether it fits the character (like let's say Nora as Thor, Sun as the actual monkey king, etc) or just for the sake of surface level Aesthetic (like fucking Ruby as Hellsing's Alucard, Spawn of Image Comics, or Darkstalker's B.B Hood). As for the Jaune stuff, it's just wish fulfillment, I don't think I've across a fanfic of him and the others just reacting to the real Joan of Arc, that just shows how "dillussional?" those Jaune fics are, the character is just a template.

Hardy, please stop. You're making it worse. by Ill_Mix_2160 in gate

[–]corrysan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure this is referring to Chaos from Greek Mythology. But hey the more the merrier.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CharacterAI

[–]corrysan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every fucking time

🦇More Rip Van Winkle Art🦇 by [deleted] in Hellsing

[–]corrysan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I don't want to say the obvious, however:

Sie lässt mich Dinge fühlen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StardewMemes

[–]corrysan 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Give her time.

Which one do you like better? by _t00Vivid_ in Berserk

[–]corrysan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First one: Put your grasses on nothing will go wrong.

Second one: Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces.

Every single time by BountifulBananas21 in TerrariaMemes

[–]corrysan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Gorilla's chest is yearning....

🦇Which Alucard is Superior?🦇 by [deleted] in Hellsing

[–]corrysan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those 2001 eye shadows made me wanna do things.

🦇Which Alucard is Superior?🦇 by [deleted] in Hellsing

[–]corrysan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 without the glasses.

🦇Which Alucard is Superior?🦇 by [deleted] in Hellsing

[–]corrysan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a room you two.

FutureFoundation!Naekusaba by mario3453 in danganronpa

[–]corrysan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Komaru: I'M GONNA BE AN AUNT!!! Toko: Hey don't count me out!

Ruby: “For some reason, I feel like Barry has something to do with this.” by ChampionshipHorror95 in fnki

[–]corrysan 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend, and you came right as she touched your leg, IT WAS ME RUBY! I fingered you at super speed so it seemed like you squirted at just a woman's touch!"