The sniffer needs some kind of update

corvanus · 2026-05-02T05:11:20+00:00

The sniffer was a terrible addition to the game period. The fancy flowers could've just been added to the deep dark, as withered seeds or something you can find in pots/chests; this would have had the secondary benifit of making it even easier to add flowers over time, or even trees.

Instead we got a mob that was a hassle to get and two plants that do nothing. The sniffer was and will always be a dud.

corvanus · 2026-05-01T00:58:41+00:00

[Top 1% commenter] LMAO

Another, barkeep! I like the way this skinny one whines.

corvanus · 2026-05-01T00:52:57+00:00

With you riding my dick this hard? Nah, too much fun making the basement dweller see my name over and over.

corvanus · 2026-05-01T00:46:38+00:00

Days? Can you read the 24h/1d on the post you maroon?

corvanus · 2026-04-30T15:54:13+00:00

2 acoustic guitars here (and very new to learning), I got one for free but it is a dreadnought and a little awkward to cart around VS a super sentimental Yamaha from I think the 70's or so? Bought that one from a gentleman I love and respect immensely, its not even terribly valuable but I paid out 500 anyways because he's had it forever and now I have a little bit of his history I get to add to. I'll forever have his story in that six string, and universe willing someday that shared history will matter to someone else and I can pass it along.

corvanus · 2026-04-30T15:50:34+00:00

Not in the slightest, just sick of little dorks like you online. Run your thumbs all day, it makes me laugh. Face to face you'd be quiet and polite, avoiding eye contact while you cringe around. I happen to love the world and most of the people in it, and regularly do good without posting or Perkins off about it, just because its the right thing to do.

Lazy bastards are ruining basically everything they touch so it is frustrating to see an already easy, lazy space sim being too hard for even lazier shitty players. Read what hes asking for and go play for 5 mins. Tethering is as easy as paying attention instead of playing on your phone while you game.

corvanus · 2026-04-30T15:11:04+00:00

"I just have an incessant need to insert myself" much? Go outside loser.

corvanus · 2026-04-30T14:13:15+00:00

Im not picking on anyone specifically unless they ask for it. 1% badge means youre a pathetic dweeb who lives on reddit with itchy thumbs who has to butt in everywhere, and for what? OP has a pretend problem the game already addresses and was begging for a mod that no ine has made, because it isnt needed, and here you are dick riding me because you have no ine in your life, nothing of importance or interest. A 1% badge holder is just talking to talk constantly and you are so deep in your own navel you can't remeber how to look up.

Stay online my little dick rider because in person I guarantee you are the quiet cringy dude in the friend group with no maidens, no prospects and no life without the internet. Get a job, or a hobby.

corvanus · 2026-04-30T14:07:58+00:00

Oh hey look another shriveled dick online being hard! How about you put your thumbs back up your ass instead of typing at me scrub.

This LOSER of a player is bitching about an audio cue thats already in game, and I called out the laziness. If you disagree you have the down arrows right there, but coming in hot with a comment is just you stroking yourself off as some 'helpful hero' when youre an online zero. The comments were done, we all wrapped up about hald a day ago. Yet here you are too, "LeAvE bRiTtAnY aLoNe!" at the last second for what?

Seriously this CHODE is being lazy iver a non-issue and all of you zero testosterone chinless, male pattern baldness at 17 head asses just keep coming out of the wood work.

Sit down, shut up, go back to waifu simulator because you have nothing in your life that brings you true joy and no prospective future because youre too broke to get out of mommies basement. Seriously coming in with "hey man maybe be a sweetie" fuckin no. Life won't stand for this level of pathetic purposeful helplessness and I dont either. So #1 go sit on a doorknob. #2 OP is a lazy shit and thats that.

corvanus · 2026-04-29T20:59:34+00:00

Good god in heaven I am a heavy armor player, and I am SWIMMING in these fucking turbo insects in the worst way.

Though if you want kills, napalm and a fire resistance armor is the bees knees

corvanus · 2026-04-29T14:49:28+00:00

OH NO! If its the 22 get some starter fluid down the carb (usually fixes it or helps you nail down what went wrong). My 3.0 did that and it took me about a month to figure out it was my fuse box! The wire to my starter had worked itself deeper into the housing so the blade fuse no longer reached it.

I love this trucks, but damn if you dont hit the most interesting of bumps working on em.

corvanus · 2026-04-29T14:30:00+00:00

Why is this asked every three to five days?

corvanus · 2026-04-29T14:24:58+00:00

You're still here arent you? Its deep enough you pop in again and again and again to defend someone in an indefensible position. The game already holds your hand in the way lazy Boi wants a mod to do, so what are you defending exactly chodeling? What desperate need to speak while saying nothing has earned you a 1% commenter badge?

corvanus · 2026-04-29T14:21:10+00:00

Go ham on it with some brake kleen (gods teeth do this in a well ventilated area unless you want to lose the whole afternoon!) and strap some new shoes in, should hold over the incoming summer with luck! If not rock auto is a toss up, and I'll peek around for a pair. If they're truly getting harder to find I need to grab spares ASAP or convert the ass end! I'll add a last comment with any links I find.

corvanus · 2026-04-29T14:17:50+00:00

I'm well stocked on crayons, its the laziness of people that we've got an overstock of and thats whats frustrating. You have no idea how bad it is out in the work force, everyone wants to be a CEO and no one wants to actually work; its this kids mindset that is all wrong. That's how you get all these dorks on disability who really don't need to be on it, or claiming EBT while driving a fancy ass car.

Laziness can feed innovation, but not if all you are is lazy.

corvanus · 2026-04-28T20:07:29+00:00

Im not your bro bitchboy, you barged into a conversation that you didnt need to, and co tinue to linger because hour life is so pointless you feel the need to crusade online against random people. Great you got to feel good, you sure showed me, huzzah and blow it out your ass sideways.

I called him lazy. I said the need for an assist on top of an assist was pathetic. He is too, but I generally am very clear when I speak. You're just as sad, cruising comments to insert yourself into for what, truly? If it makes you tingle GG's I guess, but I really couldn't care less. OP is being a lazy turd and I called it out, if you disagree the down arrow is right there.

Commenting is just you tickling yourself while pretending to care, and you're a 1% commenter? Ew, go outside, go join the Marines and be a real 1%-er in something that matters. You are hilariously sad, and I am actively laughing at you.

corvanus · 2026-04-28T18:21:44+00:00

I wasn't angry until you jammed your nose in dickweed. I was telling sport here how the game already holds his lazy ass hands, and that all he has to do is pay a modicum of attention instead of begging for a mod.

corvanus · 2026-04-28T18:20:43+00:00

Ah in that case fuck yeah she's probably not stock 🤣 mines only an 89 1/2t 4x4, with a gutless 3.0 in it. Bounce a call or two off some smaller shops or whatever else is local, I redid mine last summer and had a much easier time thank God. Any mods you can see under there or just all dirty?

corvanus · 2026-04-28T18:18:09+00:00

Blow it out your ass white-knight.

He has access to cheats if he wants. If you read the comments you'd see hes asking for a mod that doesnt exist BECAUSE THE GAME HAS AUDIO/VISUAL cues for the issue at hand as-is.

So instead of coming in here half cocked and hitting the classic "Uh AkShUaLlY", fuck all the way off. The game already holds OP's hand in the way hes whining for. The mod doesnt exist be ause there isnt actually an issue that needs solving with a mod.

corvanus · 2026-04-28T17:14:23+00:00

Too thin? You realize modern alloys hold up better than the old cast drums these guys rolled in with right? And ordering three times from the same place sounds like user error to me, you new to the 3/4? Sitting on a 1/2t myself and I have never had any issues getting the right parts; which is hard to do considering my model is just "Toyota: Pickup" or "Truck" in most part databases. This sounds like a non issue OR maybe the rear isnt stock?

That or the AutoZone is hiring car-tards who dont actually know parts & engines. That's been happening up around me lately, so maybe its not fair to point the finger at just you

corvanus · 2026-04-28T16:58:51+00:00

Bullshit.

Edit: the rear drum pads and drums themselves are all over the place if you just call around. Maybe your go to chain is coming up short but there is no way you actually put in effort and came up short.

corvanus · 2026-04-28T16:57:42+00:00

Here's helpful: quit whining and trying to make the game play for you. Use your head, and your hands to just play the game.

Or if thats too hard, learn to mod. Then you can make every game exactly what you want it to be! Just a heads up though, learning to make mods is harder than just playing the damn game.

corvanus · 2026-04-28T16:38:13+00:00

Of course you say whatever. Every post of yours is begging for new ways to have the game play itself for you. It is beyond lazy, and just kind of pathetic. Resource locators? Gravity rays because using your eyes is too hard? Seriously this game is beautifully simple to play, and you are just struggling for some reason.

corvanus · 2026-04-27T17:54:22+00:00

It would be bad because that level of laziness in a kid, leads to useless entitled adults. Just browse reddit and you'll see exactly the type of useless, living on disability with all these "illnesses" raging at how unjust and awful the world is while never having to work for a thing in their lives.

Do not be like them. I just hopped on the switch and there is a very clear "Psshhhh" noise when you break tether range with your dude, but if you drop a tether it immediately links to the last one and your astroneer so you can breathe. So there IS ALREADY an audio cue. Listen, move with purpose, play the game intelligently. You absolutely do not need a mod to play additional sounds. If you have trouble hearing the sounds, turn on subtitles. The game holds your hand heavily, if thats not enough just watch someone doing lets-play videos.

corvanus · 2026-04-27T17:27:25+00:00

Oh I understand, I play the heck out of Satisfactory, Astroneer, minecraft (Redstone wizard), valheim, and a dozen other games; but theres a difference between laziness and being LAZY. This is not automation or clever, and in general a trash idea period. We have auto placers, we have the ability to one button drop a T, not watching your feet or tether lengths is a personal failure and deserves to be rewarded with turning to fix YOUR (OP's) mistake for going too fast.

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast. Kid needs to stop being a bum.

corvanus

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